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8 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Freehold DM wrote:

Dear FAWTL

I am drubk

That is all.

So, you're Drejk's evil twin drubk!


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Egads! Everyone has disappeared! I guess it's up to me to find out what... say! Is that Arrested Development on Hulu...


I bet something terrifying happens.

Possibly in Thrushmoor.


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But what about Clue man! Who did it? With what? And where?


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Don't get me started on that f+#%ing rabbit...


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Make sure to also secure all grand pianos to the cranes with rusty chains haphazardly tied.


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Orthos wrote:
Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
Do you see cartoon birds once in a while circling your head
"It's Roger! He keeps blowing his lines! 'Rabbit gets clonked, rabbit sees stars'! Not birds, STARS!"

Don't get me started on that stupid f$~#ing rabbit!


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From the Desk of Eddie Valiant, Detective, Esq.

It appears he heard someone say "Oh no, we're out of Kool-aid" at which time he burst through Miss Lynora's door and, in a delusional state, possibly fueled by bath salts or K-2 decided to attempt jumping through her shower wall, of course with an exoskeleton comprised entirely of glass he broke almost instantaneously, sadly these occurrences are happening with increasing frequency as marketing campaigns are being discarded.

I need a drink for this one!