Dear family, friends, business partners and associates.
Business is going swell. Not only have I recently aquired a large batch of fresh livestock from the Mwangi expanse, also I have found the Society to be extremely profitable on the artifact market. And I haven't even started on that amazing tribe I assimilated into my business last year on behalf of the Society!
So tell me, dearest cousins, friends and associates. Did you have any good fortune lately, or any good new sources of sentient meats to proquire?
Sincerely,
Your ever faithful cousin,
Ed Steepstepper