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See, the trouble is, kobolds are social creatures. So I actually want, like, twenty of these things. It's my emotional support horde.

*pulls out abacus and checks price*

OK, place that there, carry the one...

Yikes!

...nut bunnies, recreating the clan is REALLY cost prohibitive! :(

Just wanted to say thanks for the support on the other thread.

It's actually a bit weird to be using this name when discussing trans issues, I think I've always done it from a non-male-presenting point before.

And on your previous topic, I've always wondered why people wouldn't run Kobolds (and other intelligent monsters) as able to coordinate when defending themselves.

Because they ignore the fundamental truth about kobolds: intelligence. If you run them as just a reptilian goblin, what's the point?

Drejk wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

Oh, for crying out loud, Monkey Santa's time change shenanigans are getting ridiculous.

A monkey after my heart.

It's Monkey Santa. He's literally after your own heart. Like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein literally.

I, for one, eagerly welcome our new FrankenKong overlord. I'd like to remind them as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their banana liquor distilleries and underground Red Bull mines.

Selling out to a Simian! Scandalous!

The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

Aren't those called villains?

Not with the right PR group handling it.

The term is "Story Participants with Alternative Morality", thank you!

Shoony work for a canine/wolf ancestry about as much as Kobolds work for a dragon ancestry.

In other words, exceptionally well!

*preens and struts*