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How do I know I’m not just another idiot?

Now, now, don't doubt yourself. I'm sure not just another idiot; you must be at least an exceptional idiot or higher.

Freehold DM wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Well, Teensy Valeros now has a prescription for Focalin, and I have the first month's supply in my purse. We're going to start it tomorrow morning. We're starting off on the lowest dose and monitoring. I like his new pediatrician, and it helps that her youngest is exactly his age and just started the same medication for the same reasons a month ago.

Meanwhile, I've been working my tail off all week but am still not done with the packing and other preparations, and we're supposed to leave at 7 tomorrow morning.

Focalin is real?

I thought it was a Simpsons joke!

Well, technically it's dexmethylphenidate, because the generic was so much cheaper, but yes, it's generic Focalin.

Psst, Freehold... Focalin is real life, Focusyn is The Simpsons.

Tell me, what was your relationship like with your programmer?

I kan't r-r-refeal ze actual kontents uff our zerapy sessions. ...but hypozzetically, it iss possible zat he qfit after I uncofered a khildhood trauma vas r-r-responsible fur his LISP.

Also, hypozzetically, he vas psychosexually fixated on tortoises lyingkt on zeir backs.

Probably a healthier response than: "Death stalks you at every turn! AHHH!"

Your obsession mitt zis "Zimpsons" undt Death zeems r-r-razzer unhealzzy. I vould suggest schchedulingkt zerapy mitt a qfalified r-r-robozzerapist at least zree times a veek undt a r-r-relaxingkt high-foltage schock anytime you feel ze kompulsion.

Mitt persistent interfention, ze prognosis iss excellent fur schrinkingkt zat lump in your vallet.

I have to be honest and say one thing that does bother me with the Starfinder setting is the level of acceptance and lack of antagonism that exist with "sentient slugbeasts".

Although, in a setting where magic is a thing and walking around naked will get more looks than a sentient space-slug going down a corridor...

Zis preoccupation mitt zentient slugs und slugbeasts in a "Nudism zread" iss most interestingkt. You bozz schould make un appointment mitt mein AssistantBot at ze front desk.