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The "born out of violence" line for half-elves and the similar phrase for half-orcs is a step up from the 3rd edition rules where it was apparently felt necessary to suggest that all half-orcs were born of rape. But it isn't necessary and including sexual assault into the game doesn't add anything, so why do it?

I realize that some people feel it is almost a requirement and there are at least a dozen folks who are about to type "oh yeah, well the game has murder doesn't it?" Which somehow implies that without those sentences the game will break verisimilitude or be far too happy and huggie-bear. For these gamers I suggest using the space you save with the cut and use it to draw in skulls or something.

The only birth histories that we typically care about in these games is the PCs and a few major NPCs. That's it. If you get right down to it a hafling could be born of sexual assault. The overwhelming amount of time it just doesn't come up. How many encounters run like this:

The PCs walk down an alley to meet their contact, suddenly a half-orc assassin jumps out!

PCs: You're no match for us, you murdering half-orc bastard!

1/2 Orc: ... that's ... that true ... I never knew my dad. Oh woe! Where is he now, that man who left me so alone? Would I ever have joined the Loathsome Death Guild if I had known the gentle wisdom of a loving father? And poor Mom! Would it have been so hard to look past my face and see not a reminder of that tragic night, but instead a young boy in need of a mother's embrace? *sob* *sob* *sob*

It isn't needed. Its stupid to add it in. Just cut it.

If people complain just point out that we already have two pictures (pg 36 and 40) of a surprised woman with her back arched, legs apart, and mouth open. Neither of them are wearing all that much either. Isn't that enough?


Post a joke while waiting for round 5. Keep it clean.

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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building?
Condescending.

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A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."


Ah. I just found this post down deep in another thread:

Vic Wertz wrote:


DOING the math is necessary, because if you have something priced badly, your entry will not be selected. SHOWING the math is not part of the requirement, but it might help prove you know what you're doing. However, those words will count against the limit. Personally, if I had a short entry, I'd probably show my math, and if I had a long entry, I'd just be really really sure that I've priced it correctly.

Amazing. The Pazio luminaries are able to answer my questions before I even ask them!


Does this site have this feature and I'm missing it?

What I'd like is something that would let me plug in the base EL for an adventure and maybe the setting (e.g. wilderness, urban, Eberron, etc) and have a list of back issues show up.

That would be cool.


Am I missing something?