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Dave the viking is my main character. He is a 15th level vanilla fighter. Due to a bad decision by the DM he has over 15 milion gp. He conquered a small country with the help of his god-like friend, Gabriel Knollblaze (spelling) He is incredably rash and does not like to do much but fight. Heres a play by play.

Rouge,dave, and gabriel stand outside a door, rouge say, "lets check for traps" Dave say no, gabriel say yes, gabriel use suggestion to make dave hit his head on the ground, dave recover and open door, dave resemble pincushion.

I started with no knowledge of the game or classes, so I played a drow monk who rode a heavy war horse and fought with a long spear. I think my DM pitied me.

I fondly recall the time my character faught an epic war with the rat king and aquired the rod of cleavage. The command word for the rod was "cleavage", but it's effect was that it doubled the size of any food it was pointed at.