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It's a really good thing Nobody's Home is on vacation.

If I really wanted to cause trouble, I could let Shiro know about the upcoming online auction of a collection of Disneyland artefacts that includes four of the original stretching portraits from the Haunted Mansion, an original door from the corridor of doors in the mansion, and the original maquette of the caretaker's dog in the graveyard, and other props and memorabilia from the attraction.
Okay, even Shiro couldn't afford the original stretching portraits. The opening bid is 40k for each.
But it would make Goth Bard squee like a little girl.
Should I tell Shiro?

DO IT.

I know all about those.
They are delicious. And yes, the egg does need to be room-temp.

One of these days Im going to stab someone. I'm going to go to jail. And it will be worth it.

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At least I'm naked. That will scare some users away.

DO IT.

THERE IS NO TIME FOR FAMILY, ONLY FawtL.
THERE IS NO SKIMMING, THERE IS ONLY FawtL
THERE IS NO LIFE! THERE IS ONLY FawtL
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