My first(and still current char) is "The Cook". He is lv 5, but has 4 classes...and has never owned a "weapon". he's a magus(spire def)1, druid(tree singer)2, fighter1, monk(open hand)1. He is an old human man and at first looks nothing more than a traveling cook sitting on a swing attached to a tree. Wearing no armor, and the only useful looking equipment on him is a rolling pin in one hand, tea kettle in the other, various cooking knifes in sheathes, and a giant 2handed wok on his back.
He looks like easy prey for the 3 goblins who think they have snuck up on him. He gives a smile and stands. His tea kettle lets out a little whistle and the rolling pin starts spinning on its own(arcane strike). The first one comes around the tree and is greeted with a flurry of blows and it's own quick death. The second comes around the other side of the tree and is poised for a sneak attack, but is slammed to death by the tree it was using as cover(treant companion). The third realizing their mistake, tries to run. The cook just smiles, drops his rolling pin and pulls out a pair of copper coins. The goblin dies with 2c added to his "aquired treasure"...that is if anyone is willing to dig them out of the back of his skull(throw anything).
As if nothing happened, the cook picks up his rolling pin and goes back to his swing and begins humming an elven tune.
