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It's always the damned lightning bolts.

The only times I've ever been dropped to negative hit points has been with a lightning bolt.

The only time I've ever needed to spend the resources of Taldor on a "Raise Dead" spell has been from a lighting bolt - where I was dropped from 1 HP to dead by failing a saving throw. Twice. Had I made the throw, I'd've been 1 HP away from instant death, but had two people with heal spells coming up before my action in the initiative order standing next to me.

But no, I blew that saving throw. Twice.

Wanted: One Ring of Greater Energy Resistance: electricity. Please contact the Taldan Diplomatic Corps care of C. Senjak.

The Senjaks always stand ready to defend the interests of Taldor.

It may be by blade, guile, or telling some useful Andoran idiot that there are slaves yearning to be freed of their shackles, just on the other side of the wall of flame spell...

(Yes, I know, "Andoran" and "idiot" are redundant terms, but they miss the subtler digs if you don't point this out to them...)

cblome59 wrote:

Well, there are two of them. Doubt 1 PC could afford the dowry for 2.

Well after Penumbra Accords, they owe me ;-)

I found them rather vapid, myself. Now, the girl who got squirmy about having shackles on her wrists...

A pity the uptight Andoran zealot couldn't wait to get the shackles off of her and her clothes back on. How that country has managed to not die out from lack of procreation is a mystery indeed.

-- Corben Senjak, of the House of Senjak, Lions of Taldor.