Constitution P. Liberty III's page

Because that sounds positively British and we rebelled for a reason. I think that might have been it though. Can't think of anything else that would have been worth it.

AMERICA! AMERICA! IT IS A MIGHTY TREE!

AN OAK WHOSE LIMBS WILL SHELTER YOU*

FROM STORMS AND TYRANNY!

*No, not JUST you individually, of course, Duane - Betsy as well. If it'd be clearer, you bo- *BANG! BANG!* aagh

Last week there was a discussion of "yogurt" vs "yoghurt", and today I have the answer!

In short, the Brits are wrong.

Yeehaw! Take that, King George!

USA!
USA!
Today's the day the USA,
Did become the USA.
U! S! A!

Before it was the USE (Unhappy Slaves of England),
But now it is the USA,
U! S! A!

Beneath the tree of Liberty,
That growshe from shee to shining shee,
George Washington laughs: 'Ha ho hee'
Because he did defeat George Three,
He could have done it with a pea,
Instead of the Continental Army,
The army of the USA,
U! S! A!

While Richard Nixon flaps his wings and opes his mighty beak,
Grover Cleveland sits on a hedgehog and emits a squeak,
And Uncle Sam's grey goatee beard is well maintained and sleek,
As magnificent as the snow upon Mt. Rushmore's noble peaks,
Mt. Rushmore in the USA,
U! S! A!

So take the Bill of Rights and keep it safe inside your pocket,
It fits Freedom the way a two-pin plug fits its accompanying socket,
And if you have a glaring red rocket,
You should probably see a docket
Er,
A doctor in the USA!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!!!!