Civil Forfeiture Officer's page

Alright everyone, I need to ask you to step away from your apparatuses. I am seizing them under reasonable suspicion of criminal activity. Since I have no idea what any of these newfangled apparatuses are supposed to do, one of you shall spend any standard actions until I have collected all of these apparatuses and stowed them lawfully away.

Have money. Cash. Lots of it.
Drive through Idaho, Nebraska, or Nevada on your way to the convention.
Give me any reason whatsoever to pull you over.

I look forward to seeing you.