Chuffy the Stabber's page

haven't received anything so far, but maybe its too soon?

Done!

Boon: 1d20 ⇒ 19

Boon type: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Chuffy, his ugly, pustulous face grinning, stabs the unconcious halfling, taking a sadistic revenge for his bleeding nose

Coup de grace: 2d4 - 1 ⇒ (3, 1) - 1 = 3

Chuffy rushes to the cake, hoping to slice himself a good meal before the rest of the tribe eat it!

Chuffy stabs!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy gets out the chicken pen , and tries to stab the human, who easily dodges the weapon

Goblin will stab ya, and kill ya until you die!

Stab Time: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

chuffy is disappointed when the man hurt his face, and doubly when his dogslicer fails to draw blood

Aoo on chickening chicken!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Ah ah...the plot chickens!

Chuffy doesn't let his guard down, and let go of the crazy feathered animal, as a bigger threat comes, fist raised... but he's totally distracted when the hammer hit Reeta square in her round face

Attack Hooman: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Reta didn't drink, and got hammered anyway!

Chicken massacre: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy runs in circle after the crazied last chicken, stabbing at the air, sending feathers and mud flying

Chuffy jumps over the baricade to stab the dangerous chickens

Me stab and steal feathers! and eggs!

Attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Slice and stab the cake!

time to SSSSSSSTTAAABBB!

Chuffy joins in the merriment and excitation

Stabbity: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy stabs again.

H'es good at it.

attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

It's Stabbity time!

Chuffy rushes toward the woman, and slices at her leg

Chuffy is tired, and wanna drink! And I want that hat too!

Stab! with flank: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) - 1 + 2 = 6
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Stab!!: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy stab the nearest animal with great enthousiasm

Die! Die! Chuffy stabs!

Dis Toad is called "Mine", and it's Chuffy's Toad! Chuffy just stabbed Kettlehead! Chuffy better than Kettlehead! Kettlehead had no Toad, only a kettle!Chufy will stab, and stab, and stab again!

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Dogslicer: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18
Dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy joins the fun and stabs Kettle head, trying to avoid to get hit first

Darts: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
dmg: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy sends a dart on KettleHead support troops, aiming at the legs

Chuffy jumps on the second dogslicer, and wraps his little body around it

Mine! Mine to stab with!

Tears of joy cleans a little his ugly, muddy, pustular face

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

CMB, Special bonus: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) - 2 + 2 = 18

All is quiet in the pond.
Chuffy's head nearly disappears under the muddy water. Only his knife cuts through the surface, as the goblin half crawl, half swim towards a toad.

When he breaks surface, it's only to mutter a strange rythm

Ta-da.... Taaaa...dah... Tadadadadada....

Suddenly, he jumps unto the suprised toad and catch it in mid air, splashing back into the water.

Chuffy shows off his toad, grinning like a toothy maniac

Chuffy's ready to stab! Chuffy will find toad, try not to stab it, and bring it to the cave!

perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (19) + 0 = 19

Chuffy seeks something pointy to stab people with

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 12

After a few seconds of searching, Chuffy managges to find a worm....

Ref save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

But swallows it.

Stubbornely, he tries again, spitting mud first

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 19
Ref save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

And the second try is a success!

Fort save DC 9: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Int check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

ONce again, Chuffy proves at the same time his toughness and his lack of wit, keeping the hot stone in mouth but saying nothing.

Fortitude save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
Taunting: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

Chuffy manages to keep the hot stone in his mouth, but his brain can't find a decent insult to say..

So, speaking to Pogg, all he manages to say is

Even toads Don't want you to lick them.

Which, for a would-be member of the Licktoad tribe, is quite a lame insult

Chuffy tries to find a new idea to impress the other goblins of the tribe..

he tries to find the most disgusting scraps of old meat, the barely edible mosses, the slightly corrupted mushrooms… and swallows the whole thing.

While "dancing" on a bed of embers, pointy sticks and sharp stones.

Of course, his stomach is soon rumbling and gives him obvious pain, and he has to throw up

NL dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Cha check, NL dmg bonus: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 + 2 = 9

Re reading my character sheet, I totally forgot to apply the +2 to CMB from my Pustular trait, which would make me succeed, if barely, on my last roll. My bad.

Fort save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10

Chuffy pulls a face, rubbing the wounds from the spider's bites, hoping to get new warts from it

He picks small rocks on the ground, and starts juggling them, picking up speed, before throwing them in an high arc in the air and letting them fall on his body

Sleight of hand: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
CHa check DC 15: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (5) - 2 = 3
NL dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Fort save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

CMB: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7

Dex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

Already frail, Chuffy feels his meagre strenght vanish . He barely can catch the spider, which is a shame, as he managed to make the perfect loop with the rope

CMB: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (7) - 2 = 5

Dex check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Chuffy still struggles with the spider

Raaaghhhhh! Lemme go, stoopid spider! you won't bite me! I'll stab you! Betta, I'll stab you AND bite you! You'll see who's more stupider, spider! No one is more stoopid than Chuffy... errr... I'll stab you for that too!

No stabbing spider? Sad Chuffy...

Chuffy looks sad, indeed.

CMB 9: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1
Dex 12: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Chuffy manages to be outwrestled by the spider

Aww, too many legs! Stoopid Spider!

And barely escapes being tied up by the arachnid

Chuffy will stab you, stoopid spider!

The small goblin even tries to bite one of the spider legs, but his teeth miss the mark

Chuffy stabs!

The maniacal (and warty) goblin shouts, trying to fight off the other goblins to get out of the cage first