Chuffy poured through the treasure, making sure to take everything that looked shiny and valuable before Poog burned everything down. He tucked the little heart shaped vial into his pocket when no one looking, smiling mischievously as he contemplated how he might slip it to Reta that night at the celebration.
He was puffed up with pride and gleeful in anticipation when they made their triumphant return. But his roguish grin fell from his face when he received his "extra reward". "B-b-but Gupy no want Chuffy! Chuffy too ugly, right?" He looks for the female goblin who called him so for support, "Right?! Ooof!" Darkness swarmed in as Gupy conked him over the head and tossed him over her ample shoulder. In a state of semi consciousness, he reached out weakly for Reta but he knew it was no use. He reached into his pocket and drew out the elixir of love... He slurped down the sickly sweet concoction and opened his eyes to gaze lovingly at his mountainous bride. Might as well make most of it, it going to be a bumpy night.
Poor Chuffy! And after all that work he put in laying the mack down on Big Bad Reta... ^_~
Great game! Loads of fun! So we finished within the Gameday event, was this game under the Gameday?
Chuffy draws his dogslicer and slashes at the witch! "Dogs dead, frog dead, time for hag dead too!" Attack w/ Dogslicer:1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20Damage:1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 Sneak Attack?:1d6 ⇒ 6
I guess I really misunderstood what was happening. I thought Vorka was walking the pipe high enough that a successful trip would cause her falling damage. I also thought we would just sub in my dart roll for the trip attempt... I guess I should have just gone with the dart. Sorry guys!
Chuffy climbs down, irritated over losing the tricksy cannibal. "Kill doggy now?"
Chuffy finishes his climb across and leers down at Vorka menacingly. "Sometimes you the chomping teeth, sometimes you the snack!"
Climb Accelerated:1d20 + 5 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 5 + 3 = 21 Looked at the climb movement rate and realized Chuff needs to be using accelerated climbing to make it to the crows nest this round. How far away is Vorka down the pipe? If Chuffy can reach her, he'll try a trip maneuver. If not, this: Throw Dart:1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Arg, well maybe Chuffy's taunting will draw her fire anyway and he's on defense.
Chuffy grins wickedly up at the old cannibal hag, he thinks she must keep all these pets because she likes them and will grieve this loss.
"Dead frog, dead frog, la-la-la-la-la-la!"
Chuffy growls, frustrated with his inability to hit the cannibal witch. He moves out to stand over Reta while she does her fire-breathing thing.
"Yep, that look like frog fricassee to me!"
Attempting to provide soft cover to Reta, can he do that and use his standard action for total defense? He could wield his stuffed raven like a shield! lol XD
Chuffy fires his shortbow again, but apparently the vision of Reta belching beauteous flames proved too distracting. "Wowwww... " He murmured with a dazzled look in his eyes.
Apologies for bringing it up again, but I looked back at the rounds and I think it is round 5 now and I confused myself right out of an action. Here is all the rounds put together:
Round 1
Mogmurch scores a sure hit with the flask, Cuddles' barking ferociously.
Poog's javelin ends up in an arc well above Cuddles.
Cuddles (-7) moves forward, disregarding safety in its rage. He provokes an attack from Reta, but she misses barely. He proceeds to sink his teeth into Mogmurch for 7 dmg.
Somewhere further on the deck, a door slammed. To the goblins' dismay, a wild looking goblin appears, accompanied by a giant frog. Oh noes, you've awoken the horror. :(
"Yumyum, morrrre food for the pot. Female goblin in white be good appetizer!"
Reta slices another 4 dmg off Cuddles
Chuffy shoots at but misses Vorka.
Round 2 (Cuddles went first in this round? Could not find Vorka's init roll)
Cuddles bites at Reta. His fangs sink deep into Reta's side, for 11. >.>, Poog buddy, you've got work to do.
Longtung "Ribbit..", opens his maw and his tongue flings at Chuffy. It wraps itself around his ankle. (grappled, CMD15 to break free)
Vorka poofs up a flame in her hand and throws it at Poog, but she misses and hits a butterfly instead.
Mogmurch lobs a bomb at Vorka, Vorka takes 4 dmg.
Reflex frog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20, it takes 1 dmg from the splash.
"I stuffs you too! Then feed you to Longtung here!"
Poog heals Reta for 7 hp.
Reta slices bravely at Cuddles, but the mutt narrowly dodges.
Chuffy escapes grapple and moves into flank.
Round 3
Cuddles is getting into a predicament, with the goblins surrounding him.
It bites back at Reta, who dodges. He retreats by a 5ft step.
Lord Longtung moves in front of Vorka and lashes with his tongue at Mogmurch. He misses, much to Mogmurch's relief.
Vorka hurls another glob of fire, at Poog now. Poog's behind gets hit for 5 fire dmg.
Reta strikes true for 6 dmg. Cuddles still stands. (disabled, but angry)
Poog slams the door shut, trapping Cuddles
Mogmurch drinks a health potion
Chuffy throws and hits with a flask of alchemist fire.
Round 4
Lord longtung takes Fire: 1d6 ⇒ 3 fire dmg from the after effect.
He proceeds to attack Poog with his tongue. Poog ducks right in time to see the tongue go forth and back overhead.
Vorka lobs more fire, now at Chuffy. A smelly scorchmark between his legs as she barely missed, she then "walks" up the mast.
Reta slashes the frog for another 4 dmg.
Mogmurch's flask hits Vorka for 7 dmg.
"You die first! I kill you, eat your ears stuffed with your eyes!"
Chuffy hits the frog for 3 dmg, splashing Vorka for 1. (actually, he did nothing this round)
Poog heals himself.
Round 5
Lord longtung misses grandly as it tries to bite Reta.
"Skull-cappy take flamez from Vorka, you get burnzed NOW!"
True to her word, Vorka launches a blast of fire at Mogmurch, putting example to the phrase fireblast to the face. Mogmurch goes down. (11 dmg)
Mogmurch passes his stabilize save.
Poog
Reta gulps down a gourd in preparation.
Chuffy
Round 4
With the cannibal witch flinging fire from up above, Chuffy sheathes the dogslicer and retrieves the bow.
Round 5
Chuffy ducks around the corner seeking cover or concealment from the rain of fire and shoots an arrow at Vorka.
Stealth?:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22 Fire Shortbow:1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17Damage:1d4 ⇒ 1Sneak Attack?:1d6 ⇒ 6 I guess that won't hit either if the 18 didn't, *le sigh*
Ah! Totally missed the ret-con on crow's nest goodies found first time around.
Chuffy climbed down from the crow's nest with a maniacally gleeful expression on his scabby, boil covered face. He opened his pack and displayed the haul proudly making sure to hand Reta a pretty firework candle and one of his own tindertwigs with a grin. "We take some fireworks back to Chief, but maybe need it before then." He secures one of the fireworks safely in his pack, just in case they don't find anymore and gives the third Desnan candle to Poog along with another tindertwig. He sticks one Alchemist Fire in his pocket and gives the other vial to Mogmurch along with the masterwork sling and 12 stones since he has no ranged option like the bow.
There we go, hopefully GM is ok with that ret-con and everyone will have some more options to work with for this fight.
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Round 3
Chuffy reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Alchemist Fire and hurls it at the giant frog. "Not if we cook frog first!"
Sorry guys, I'd love to but can't move while grappled and breaking it eats my standard action... =/
Chuffy flings down the bow in frustration and shoots the holy-fire priest an incredulous look as he hops on one foot, trying to wiggle free of the great frog's sticky tongue. "Tell Zarongel Chuffy be with him as soon as he is not being eaten by a giant frog!"
Escape Artist:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Barely wriggling loose, Chuffy draws his dogslicer and steps back into a flanking position.
If Vorka is not close enough or too covered to fire on, change action to:
Chuffy drops his bow in favor of his blade as well and tumbles into the room, avoiding the dog's snaps as he takes up a flanking position with Reta and strikes at the cur.
Acrobatics:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24 Dogslicer attack:1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 5 + 2 = 23Damage:1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1Sneak Attack:1d6 ⇒ 6
Ah... So nothing fun in the crows-nest for Chuffy to find? =(
Chuffy shakes his fist at the filthy birdies before climbing down.
Climb:1d20 + 3 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 3 + 5 = 19
He grins, nodding quietly to Reta as he checks for traps or if the door is locked, he gets out his tools and gets to work unlocking the door.
Stealth:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30 Perception on door/lock:1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 Disable Device:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
Once the door is unlocked, he gestures to Reta in a "ladies-first" manner and knocks an arrow to his bow ready to follow behind her as she opens the door.
Uh oh! Did Chuffy find trouble? Sorry Poog, didn't even see your post when I made mine. Reflex Save:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 Reflex Save:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Chuffy likes this nice ring, too bad he will have to give back to chief when they return. He grips the rigging with his toes when he notices Reta watching and waves his arms in a "look-ma-no-hands!" sort of way. When he is done showing off he searches around the upper platforms/crow's nest for anything handy.
Once doggies are dead, Chuffy presses one finger to his lips in a signal for quiet and scouts around looking for danger or signs that the cannibal is in the cabin or has heard the dog barking and is coming to investigate.
(Does the cabin have a window? If not, Chuff will listen at the door. Also, does the ship have a crows nest? If so, Chuffy will use his ring and climb up to have a look around.)
Chuffy will slip up onto the deck and shoot the barking doggy! (Default closest unless it's engaged in melee first by one of the others, I can't see the dogs on the map yet.)
Chuffy looks for goodies at the spider's lair but cannot seem to see them until someone else pick them up. "Can Chuffy use bow? Darts not fly very far..."
Chuffy would like a bow, Reta's old one is fine and a potion, either of bear's endurance or cure mod wounds. Is the spider not home?
Attempts to escape or burst the webbing gain a +5 bonus if the trapped creature has something to walk on or grab while pulling free.
Chuffy snorted at failing to free Poog and turned to look for Lotslegs, but could not find the spider among the trees anymore. He grouses over not having gotten a shot in and turns his attention toward tracking the vermin to her lair. "Lotslegs bite off more than can chew. We should follow and finish her off." He points the way and waits for Poog to free himself.
Is it 3 hp or DR 3? If DR 5 I don't think we have a prayer using the dogslicers...
Chuff uses his movement from round 1 to move behind the webbed Poog, just in case spider coming their way and then grabs onto a branch or root with one hand (if he can) while he grabs Poog's hands in the other to help him pull free. "C'mon faddah, pull! Lotslegs look hungry!"
Chuffy puffed up again at receiving TWO special doo-dads from Chief, but he too eyed the dog-slicer with envy. What holy-fire priest need with nice blade, hmmph? Stupid nasty bull slugs!
But the next morning he was ready to go on their grand quest. He tried to remember to keep look-out for big spider, his dart at the ready but Lotslegs was super-sneaky too! His eyes got big as he realized his danger and quickly twisted and thrashed to free himself from the web.
Escape Artist:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Only just succeeding, he turns to see Poog stuck in the web now.
Was that a full-round action to escape or do I still have a move? Can we do anything to help Poog get loose?
Chuffy finally gets tired of waiting for someone to even come close to finding his hiding place and comes out of hiding. He arrives just in time to see Reta struggling in the Earbiter contraption. He stands by and watches, heckling her. "Ah ha ha! You getting stuck cuz head too big! You ripping pretty veil!"
But he had to admit Reta did well under pressure when she pulled it out in the end. Still he had to show her up, because he was the slippery one here. He applies some grease to his tender ears, really just as precaution... his ears were his best feature, after all. And he springs into the rusty coils, squeezing and twisting just right through the first two obstacles. The third one trips him up just a smidge, but his second try is more than sufficient and he leaps about, crowing his victory.
"Chuffy slick as sluggy slime, bets you no can beat his time!"
But everyone still talking about Reta's dance with Squealy Nord, so he gets ready to take on his next dare. It's hard to get a good hold on the wriggly pig, but he manages to hold on, finishing quite well really.
Finally, Chuffy decides to eat the slugs too. He really did not like the taste of bull slugs, so he thought this would be toughest for him. First slug so nasty, he almost spit it out, but others watching so he resists the urge and keeps chewing. Ugh! It hard to bite slime bladder out. He thinks as his second attempt to swallow fails and he claps his hands over his mouth as his gorge rises. Finally, he spits out the slime bladder and swallows his first slug.
On the second one, he decides not to chew at all and just swallows the nasty thing whole, but that leave his tummy feeling worse somehow and so he takes a deep breath and carefully chews his third, spitting that bladder out. Fourth one tastes like it been eating mildew and it takes three tries to bite loose the slime bladder and then he nearly busts it as he spits it out. He knows his time is growing short as he pops the 5th one in his mouth, but he is determined now and at the last second he swallows number five.
Yay! All dares passed, last one by the skin of his teeth. He had to swallow at least one bladder, probably that last one too if I was supposed to call what DC I was aiming at. Does he need another fort save vs poison now?
Chuffy went straight for the cider apples with gusto and gobbled them down with both hands until he felt floaty and flippy and extra brave.
Apples Fort Save:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
One of those spooky gobbies that jumped and squealed when he leaped out at her screwed up her face and her courage to taunt him. "Yoo sneaky only cuz yoo always hide ugly face! If yoo really the best, play hide and get clubbed! If Chuffy get hit, can only make him prettier!" She sneered at Chuffy.
Chuff puffed up like a bullfrog and drew his dog-slicer, mad at being called ugly. He decided to turn it around on her and tossed the blade down, pointing a filthy claw at the taunter. "If want to chase Chuffy, only need ask!" He howls before pushing her head first into the vinegary smelling cider apple barrel. He then trots off to hide, chuckling while he sing his song.
"Chuffy is the very best, sneakier than all the rest!
Can you catch him? No, no, no!
Where that Chuffy? Where he go?"
He quiets down and takes up his hiding place and waits.
Stealth:1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30
Can we do multiple dares, or is it one per customer?
Chuffy thumps his chest, "We bring Fireworks back for Chief and all Licktoads will make man-town BURN!"
Knowledge(Local):1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Chuffy knows things about the Brinestump Marsh, but look on scabby face say he not worried. That old goblin hag, Vorka, would probably no want to eat Chuffy's face... and if she did, he only needed to be faster than these other Licktoads to get away. That part easy, probably.
He let Stankrush out of her cage and she tickled with her furry legs as she crawled around on him. Now Lotsalegs was sneaky too and he watched the little spider while he thought about how to watch out for the big one.
Chuffy creeps through the shadows, silent as his pet spider, Stankrush. He lurks for a while and then slips up behind some unsuspecting Licktoads and leaps out, roaring with meanness. "HA-HA! Chuffy sneakiest of ALL Licktoads! Chuffy grab it quick, quick, quick! Then knife go in you stick, stick, stick!"
His display of prowess done, Chuffy leans back into the shadows again and watches the others, nodding in agreement about killing dogs and burning things with fire. He alternates picking at his teeth with a metal skewer and picking at his scabby, boil and pustule covered face.
