Chuffy Licktoad's page

Chuffy again tries to take down scribbleface with his stabber stab pointed dogslicer.

Give up scribbleface and I will kill you quickly...not....hahahaha...

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 181d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

flank: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Chuffy is pretty sure if he gets a bite again he is going to the deep sleep....

praying to all the goblin hero gods he swings his stabby dogslicer at the scribbleface again this time hoping that his blade finds some opening.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

attempting to flank scribbleface Chuffy slashes out again with his trusty dogslicer...

Ahh I love brine soaked dogsies eyes rita!!

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

if flanking then

flank: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Chuffy again locks eyes at scibbleface the traitor to all that is Goblin. Chuffy's blade again swings at Scribbleface.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

if flanking flanking: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Surrender Scribbleface!!! your blasphemy is everywhere!!

diplomacy: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Chuffy runs in beside Rita and tries to flank scribbleface. Taking his already sharp dogslicer and hoping to shank scribbleface.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

if flanking then flank: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Chuffy notices that the dog can not get him...hehehe grabbing another dart from his shirt he aims at the dog straining at his leash and lets fly another one of his wickedly barbed darts point blank at the dog.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Taking one of his darts in his hand Chuffy looks over the side with the dog that was just hit with the wasps and chucks his wickedly sharp darts at the dog.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 251d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

confirm

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

After just fleeing from the horse monster Chuffy scrambles up onto the boat only to find himself staring yet again at more terrors. Trying to find away around the dogs Chuffy is going to attempt to climb up onto the middle section of the boat. If that is successful he will try to run around and get in behind them. Cause the stabber isn't sticking things nicely.

climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Barely dodging the death stomp from the fierce Horse monster Chuffy has seen his life flash in front of his eyes...the first time he stabbed something in the back....the first toad he licked... he wondered if his pimples ever broke any records in his tribe for furthest popped pimple..

Taking heart of what the big chief said. He be goblin hero.....he will kill dogs and horse monsters. aahhhhhhh

Chuffy again attacks at what he is starting to realize is a total useless stabber thing...

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy is now wondering why in the 9 hells he ran at this monstrous Horse monster...It was all his frogs fault...yes...all the frogs fault. He will have to beat him later for that.

Fear gripping the tiny heartless goblin Chuffy lunges again at what he hopes to be a deadly blow. At the same time moving slightly to his left 5 feet and praying to all the Goblin Hero gods for aid. If they don't help him..then bah....

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Seeing the amazing shot at the thrice damned horse Chuffy regains his confidence to go for the sneak attack.

hehe....I will teach you to be alive.

lunging from the filth and muck of the ground chuffy charges the horse from behind.

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 181d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 2

next turn I will lose 2 ac from charge..

Guuuuuuulppp....Scaary place. Hmmmmm....Maybe we have plan....I hide....Someone hides with shooter thing and someone calls them out? if they bad guys I stab stab in the back...Someone makes pin doll with bolt and the rest overwhelm them with stabbers. Hehehe..

setting down his things Chuffy starts to crawl under the fence. on the other side..
stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (1) + 16 = 17

hehe I get to pick someone to stick....while crawling through the area trying to see anything else

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Hopefully I have flanking this time..

Chuffy mimics Rita with his own song.
Chuffy’s face might make you sick ,
But Chuffy’s knife is awful quick .
And if you are his stabby pick—
Then knife goes in you, stick stick stick !

Your my pick now spider...

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

if flanking then

flanking: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Ahh watch out Poog!! I not Spider thing...

Moving 5 feet over to try to have everyone be able to flank it.

Maybe spider thing has softer skin over here for slicing!!

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 131d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Gaaahhh Spider thing belongs in cage with pet spider. I will slice your leggies off and cook you SPIDER!!!

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

ahh know your place spider thing!!

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 81d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Yea was trying to see if it worked.

Initiative: 1d20+4 /dice

Chuffy tries to taking a step to the side of the evil spider thing. Then goes for the attack again with the dogslicer carried in his dexterous hand.

attack: 1d20+5 /dice

if dam...then damage: 1d4-1 /dice

Chuffy gonna take all tests!! Im Champion of tribe...well other then big chief and slorb.

haha ok piggly wiggly you don't want get stab stabbed? Then be my good friend heheh...My face might make you sick but my blade be awfully quick haahahaehehehe I have lucky frog named Fatfrog...hehe he gives me luck or I skewer him and roast him. hehhe

19+8=27 ride the angry boar

hoho time for the grub..I will eat these really quick or else im gonna get real sick. hahaha

12+2=14 fort for the Bull Slugs

Putting weeds and mud in he cow bell to silence the noise Chuffy becomes deathly silent. Chuffy smothers mud muck and what could be feces on his already hideous visage.

I be Goblin hero. I will show you how one sneaks to man-things and dogs to slit their little necks. hehe

14+16=30 stealth against the tribe

Last one!!! I hope I don't make a mistake or else I turn up as the bosses steak. hahaa.

5+8=13 escape artist

YES YES YES your gluteness boss of bosses High Chief Gutwad.

Hahah Rita...Sorry you not get married Rita. Better luck next year finding someone that likes big Head. hahahhahahaha... umm I better hide..

Chuffy is heard rather seen before he comes into view. The cowbell around his neck announcing to everyone that he is coming. The cowbell helps fellow tribes members keep track of him most likely because he has a bad habit of stabbing things in the back with his dog slicer. Besides the cowbell several tiny cages dangle at his hip. One of them a spider. In his hands he holds his Fatfrog licking it all the way to the camp. (they don't call him Licktoad for nothing)
Upon arriving at the hut he eyes the surroundings for a trap. Wondering if any fellow tribe members lured him here because of a trick. Shrugging off such foolishness he enters and sits.

(b)Hahaha I have come as you called your bossness of bosses.(/b)
just then a massive pimple or pustule burst from his face making rather good range.

Dang I posted with the wrong guy. Im Sven von Jeggare.

awesome!! I will play anything haha.

Kavak
Male Goblin Rogue 1 (poisoner)
LE small Humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +4; Senses Perception +0
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Defense
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AC 17, Studded Leather Ac3 dex 4, flat-footed 13 (+4 Dex)
hp 8 (1d8+0)
Fort +0, Ref +6, Will +0
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee Dogslicer +1 (1d4+1/ 19-20x2)and Long Spear +1 att 1d6 x3 brace and reach
Ranged shortbow +4 1d4 x3 20rds

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Statistics
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Str 12, Dex 18, Con 10, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 8
Base Atk +0; CMB +1; CMD 5
Feats Dodge +1 ac,
Traits Color Thief +2 stealth, Goblin foolhardiness +1 att if no other ally is by you.

Skills Bluff , Climb 1 rank +1=2 , craft (poison)1 rank 2mod=3 , Diplomacy, Disable device 1 rank 4 mod=5, disguise, escape artist 1 rank 4 mod=5, intimidate, knowledge local 1 rank= 1, perception 1 rank, Profession +1 rank, Ride +1 rank +4 racial=5, Sence Motive +1 rank, slight of hand 1 rank 4 mod=5, stealth 1 rank 4 mod 4 racial 2 trait=10, Swim +1 rank 1 mod=2,
Languages Common, Goblin, Draconic

Combat Gear fire carrier, Tossglvoe, pouch of sand, artisan tools for poison crafting, backpack, Cindersnake viper tiny with cage, Greensting scorpion tiny with cage, Toad with cage, Stirge with cage, goat, sack, snorkel, waterskin,x20 torches, x10 oil flasks, x20 iron vials, ball of string, Flint and steel, fishing kit, Whetstone, x1 caltrops, X2 bear traps, 8 Gold 66 sil, and 74 cp
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Special Abilities
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poisoner archtype so does not risk poisoning applying poison on blades, sneak attack 1d6

Would like to be put on reserve if you need players in the future!!

Awesome I will be ready

I know there is lots of players for it, however is there any GMs that would be willing to run this short adventure? Ive always missed out on this one.