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11 posts. Alias of Cole Deschain.
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JUMP LOWER.
Eats cow.
Eats bean curd, missing the foot that kicked it over by inches
Philosophy and wit?!
CAN'T HELP YA THERE!
Sounds stupid to me. Only a complete imbecile would buy that line of reasoning, and I have charts to prove it!
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Yes. Charts. Which I'm not going to show any of you.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!
Sharks are BANNED. Jumping sharks is not banned, though.
YOU CANNOT BAN SHARKS!
Nature has tried!
WE'VE SURVIVED MORE MASS EXTINCTIONS THAN ANY VERTEBRATE HAS ANY BUSINESS DOING!
LIES!
AIN'T NOTHIN' JUMPIN' ME!
YES.
SILENCE! NONE OF YOU KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!