Chitterspite angrily rubs her front legs together, her thin black mandibles clacking. Despite not speaking spider, you eerily know what she is thinking.
Grrrr, they don't have pictures of spiders on any of the avatars. Grrrr.
Grrrr, I'm having to use this picture of a stupid insect, Grrrr.
Grrrr, the artists at Paizo will pay for this indignity as soon as I get a ride to their offices and have time to spin a web. Grrrr.
Grrrr, stupid humans. How come I don't get the main profile picture and she gets her stats under mine. Why does she get top billing. Grrrr.