Chara, the First Human's page

Fake-Chara, why did you decide to copy my Chara alias? I made this one a month before your so-called "Chara" alias, so clearly I am the superior Chara. Admittedly, I only made a Chara alias to respond to your Frisk alias. Still, copying me...shows a perverted sentimentality. Together, we can eradicate the enemy and become strong. Are you prepared to ERASE the world?

But wait a minute. If you can COPY me...does that mean you are actually Flowey?

You're tellin' me? I fainted after running after that dang human into the Hotland, and it would have been a lot easier for me to recover if someone had poured a glass of water on me. There was even a convenient water dispensary right there! Next time I see a human, I won't let them get away. I'll ERASE THEM FROM REALITY!

Sounds like you should be on board with my plan of erasing the world, then!

Papyrus, COOLSKELETON95 wrote:

IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN'T GET IN TO THE ROYAL GUARD JUST BECAUSE I'M A MARTIAL AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD ANIME MEANS. IT'S A STYLE OF ANIMATION, AND TALKING ABOUT AN 'ANIME PEN-AND-PAPER GAME' MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS A 'MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE GAME ON PAPER,' I.E., IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL. OR THAT TEARING APART MOUNTAINS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS IS SOMETHING HERAKLES DID IN WESTERN LITERATURE THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE ANIME. IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT'S SILLY ABOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT 'ANIME' IN PATHFINDER, I'LL BE FORCED TO ASK UNDYNE FOR HELP!

Wait, what?!? You must be joking! Dr. Alphys was telling me about these cool documentaries called anime. Are you saying those aren't real? I don't know if I want to live in a world where anime isn't real!

You don't want to live in this world? Good, then get on board with my plan to destroy the world. There is nothing left for us here.

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

Do you do it?

Yes.

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Once you have completed your initial transformation what do you do initially then in the long term?

Murder the idiot who gave me that power, then everyone else.

You aren't the real Chara, you're just a pale imitator (probably that Frisk person).

Maneuvermoose wrote:

Orthos vs Captain Yesterday death-match! The winner becomes emperor of FAWTL!

Well I didn't vote for them.

You don't vote for the emperor of FAWTL! You become emperor when my arch nemesis kills everyone else in the underworld thread!

Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

Here, these souls need to be alphabetized and judged.

*hugs*

The purpose of my awakening is Power itself.