The Campy Shipmate: ARRR! This buccanneer be all th' stereotypes rolled up into one scenery-chewin' ham! Parrot on th' shoulder, big hat, eyepatch (despite th' fact both his one good eye be good), huge bloody hook, e'en huger bloody beard, an' o' course speakin' like International Talk Like a Seafarin' hearty Day be everyday! Th' character may co'er himself flour or perform other similar shenanigans t' scare meddlin' kids away from his dubloon an' other such booty! He may nay e'en be a real buccanneer, but merely a villain on a cartoon show wi' a highly formulaic, mystery solvin' plot.
If ye need t' learn how t' speak like a gentleman o' fortune, ye can use this translator thin', ya scallywag who ortin' t' be keel hauled! ARRR!