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ARRRR... Strong words for a blowhard wee lass not man enough to lay claim to the princely crown of the mighty demon seas; not winsome enought to hold a claim unto Lavinia, cuckolded by 'er best mate.

Mehaps thinks that the woman who will weep upon returning to Sasserine will turn out to be a Kellani after all.

Ye Mateys, All hail the captain left out in the cold!

;P

HA! Mighty demon seas indeed! What need have I for a crown?! I sail where the wind takes me and take what I desire from princes, kings, and emperors alike. What use are their crowns when my sails are seen on the horizon? Oh, they will learn to fear the goddess of the seas or visit Davey Joes Locker!

Sasserine in flames will warm me cold heart as tears of joy will be flowin at seein me former best mate dancin a gallows jig from the ships spar whilst his lover watches.

I have slain your pathetic demon prince and sent you back to the DM pit from whence you crawled from. Now begone before you incur my wrath for a second time! ALL HAIL THE NEW COLD CAPTAIN KELLANI OF THE CRIMSON FLEET! Yarr, I'll skin ye and leave ye for lemure bait. Lash that sail! Secure the cargo! The women will weep and the men will cower upon our return to Sasserine! Put up the colors and let them see their doom a commin'!

3. Malcanthet's head on a pike that I can look up at and wave like this ::waves:: Immediately followed by looting.......How much is The Razor Throne Worth anyway?