Wraithstrike has to feed his players to something. Might as well be a fish bowl decorated with cyclopean scenery and face-chomping ichthyoid creatures.
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JMD031 is still the mayor of this place right? leaps out of the water, slaps a sign on the back of the 'mayor' in mid-leap across the yacht to *sploosh* into the drink on the other side Note: EXPLOSIVE RUNES!
Thanks for chumming the water, Your Honor.
Distracts the crew of the yacht while Great White goes to work...
follows in Great White's wake about the talking skull
Mr. Fishy's supremecy is so absolute, your minions kow tow to him when you're not looking. Burbles says that He Who Has Too Many Minions shall soon be pushed into his own BBQ pit. :P
mr fish cannot swim on land tho! Mr Fishy swims on awesome - air is merely another medium to move through.
Mr. Fishy's supremecy is so absolute, your minions kow tow to him when you're not looking.
Burbles offers the talky skull a consolation prize: the incorporeal one's soul.
Tom Qadim wishes he could wrestle. But, alas, no arms. Burbles points a flipper at the talky skull's sparkling gemstone teeth Burbles thinks talky skull has no worries about paltry concerns such as wrasslin'.
*gently nudges Fishstick off the stick he is caught upon*
Burbles bets on the talky skull.
being deceased does not stop true minions Burbles says: NEVER!! Team Fishy has all the best avatars! And a paricularly impressive talking skull that keeps the bowl-tank aerated just right sitting on the bottom. Burbles does note that the talking skull haas failed to swallow a few choice souls of late...
floats belly up at the surface of the bowl
Burbles proceeds to discus-slap the snot out of the airbreathers improperly speaking in other than the third person Burbles suggests that you three get it right before Big Fishy starts chomping...
I was wondering the same thing. I need some entertainment. Burbles flings the discus at those who improperly talk in other than the first person.
Mr Fishy's #35 Mini-onion recommends a well-planned poo bombardment.
Burbles is firnly of the belief that this weekend is time to go Tier Fishy on some characters and hit them with a stick. Expect to see obits!
Cowards! tail slaps floating empty skull non-air-breather around the fish bowl Feel better ? :P
Petitions to have flipper slap added to the PRD as a 2x Power Attack natural weapon.
Burbles figures that the airbreather that could not do his job and easily avoid the fireball and falling into a mere pit falls under the category of " chum ". This means you are " ecologically conscientious " or " pragmatic ". Burbles votes for " pragmatic ".
Yes, Tom Qadim had a Tier Two Fishy Knife Fighter in his discard pile. Tom Qadim blames his ill fortune on Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock. That will teach Tom Qadim not to properly play Sundering Bite in such games. You must take a page from Big Fishy's book and bite everything. Even if you have to Summon Fishy VII to attain the proper bite attack. Silly Empty Floating Skull Nonairbreather. ^_^
*hasn't seen Mr. Fishy around and wonders if he got caught by the kitty outside the bowl* points to Mr Fishy Rule One: get a stick ... Even the Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather can use his manipulative ... "means" ... to whack Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather's player characters. Burbles suggests adding in the soul devouring gem-teeth. Once your teeth are full, bite the rest of them, the same way Big Fishy bites airbreathers.
What would happen if I put the fish bowl in the microwave on High for a minute or so? Any survivors?There would be if the fish was Mr. Fishy. Burbles says that Mr Fishy has never said how big the "fish bowl" is ... so finding a 100,000 gallon capacity microwave might be tricky for Empty Floating Skull Nonbreather...
Burbles suggests that The Fishbowl celebrate the New Year by omnomnomnom'ing on the airbreathers' face! *leaps out of the bowl and latches onto the airbreather's inhaling apparatus, omnomnomnom'ing mightily*
<left bite> <center bite> <right bite> Death ... by exanguination!!
Burbles believes that Lord Fishy is of the airbreathing persuasion. 8(=) 8(=) 8(=)
Air breathers kick. Tail slapping is the fishy thing to do.
Happy Hatching Day! Your present: I'll try not kill off your character when we game this Sunday. Well, actually I'll try to try. Burbles suggests you kill Mr. Fishy's character ten times tomorrow - one for each fishy year.
EPA? Eat People Always? Burbles likes this.
*grabs the fish by the fins and bodyslams it* Waaaaaaaaaaaugh!! It puts the sauce on its skin or its gets the teeth again.
furiously gnaws off a motive appendage Take that ya two legs!
Chowpounces the sorry air breather attempting to "fish" in the sacred waters of The Bowl. Burbles requests that air breathers properly marinate themselves prior to signaling their availability to be eaten.
Oh really now? You don't say? Light weight? Huh. Guess I'll have to follow the CR for critters more closely now. I see fear and blood in the near future.Dangit, Corey! Do not 'aunt-tay the 'eM-day! My character is genuinely freaked out by the possibility of flying invisible giant sharks. Burbles suggests the dreadnaught, flying and spellpowered templates from the Book of Templates.
Burbles believes that the demi-lich book end can use illusions ...
Ah Mr. Burbles we meet...again. Mr. Fishy see that your doing a bit of bowl poaching. Dimensional anchor? That seems excessive, just bite him. (Mr. Fishy confers a increased bite damage to all fishes) Burbles observes that a skull with no flesh or other bits to eat is not very satisfying to munch upon. However, as an anchored scratching post, the skull when flipped upside down does an excellent job keeping scale moss in check.
Trespassing, rival demi-lich! Somebody! Do something! tosses a weighted net imbued with dimensional anchor onto the trespassing skull. Burbles needs a scratching post.
Burbles observes that the "Pulp Fiction" box has something Important that sheds brilliant yellow light inside of it ... and that it might be tasty.
Exhales, bubbles slowly float to the water's surface.
Ooooooh! Is that the box from Pulp Fiction? Tom Qadim covets it! Burbles continues to stare at the bright yellow light emanating from the box through the cloth. ...
Burbles notes that all the aquarium inhabitants seem to be enraptured over the ... stuff .. on ... the ... shiny ... box ... lit ... from ... within ... stares
Then with be pie and the Humping of the airbreathers.Why just air-breathers? Your plan is full of non-fun. Burbles is of the opinion that Mr. Fishy is referring to "establishing dominance" humping of air-breathers.
Burbles advises the OP that protection from evil, see invisibility, glitterdust, mage armor and any wands purchased for the use of your fellow Heroic Fishies are all a Good Idea. Burbles also suggests that the OP consult with your fellow Heroic Fishies on the matter of what wands to purchase.
Bubbles we met again. James Bond music cues
There must be something we can do about them.....Well, as a demi-lich, I'm fond of absorbing their souls and storing them in my gemstone teeth. But now that my lower jaw is missing, I can only handle 9 or 10 of them. Sigh. Burbles suggests to Tom Qadim that the souls are currency to pay for upgrades to Mr. Fishy's castle down there.
Eat them ... eat them all.
Oh well. I was hoping for fried fish. I brought my own Chips. Erik Estrada was the man. For about a year. Burbles agrees that fried Erik Estrada chips, properly tenderized and marinaded then cooked, would be at least as tasty.
Burbles casually flips the hair dryer back out with a fin. Burbles notes that Mr. Fishy has directed that the little retarded fish is not to be harmed. >Burbles admonishes Jack Hammer by way of a tail-slap wave of water onto Jack Hammer.<
Burbles wonders whether or not Mr. Fishy deigned to put flipper to keyboard and submit a wondrous item for The Contest. |