Sometimes, you need the old China Shop Maneuver.
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I miss the Lord Jason.
Still sad, but booze always helps.
Sad Bulmahnaut #5 is sad.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!! rampages through the neighborhood in search of candy
pillages some wenches
That is so many levels of Awesome, it should be the next mythic AP.
china shop maneuver"Oh my goods and services!!" That's what she said!
china shop maneuver
What the f!%%?!? Where's the breakage? The plagues? Locusts? I DEMAND LOCUSTS!!!
Lord Jason, Is there a rule stating how much a spell-like ability or supernatural ability that mimics a spell adds to a creatures CR? I thought there was, but can't seem to find it and begin to wonder if I've gone mad.
Lord Jason, Not really a question, but I thought it might warm your heart to know I beat the crap out of my PCs last night by throwing them up against a Minotaur Elder from Classic Monsters Revisited.
performs a china shop manuever
Lord Jason, What is your favorite beer you have brewed? Have you brewed, or would you consider brewing, mead?
Lord Jason, When will we see the All Minotaur Adventure Path?
Where have all the Bulmahnauts gone
Isn't there a black knight upon a fiery steed?
We need to pillage, we’re holding out for a village
We need to pillage, we’re holding out for a village
Holy crapcakes on fire! Has it been so long?!?
Our pillaging has been lax of late. We really should do something about that.
I got to bask in the glory of the Lord Jason in person!
I recommend hitting the Hawaian Islands. They've been selling them off to rich folk. Might be fun.
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Morning, FAWLTies. I hope I haven't missed anything important. You missed the Lord Jason's birthday! Don't make me pull a China Shop manuever on you!!!
I think we should set sail for the Hawaian Islands. I heard they've been selling them, so some of those new owners must be loaded. Lots of good pillaging, I'd bet.
rampages across thread
Huzzah! The Lord Jason did once again grace us with his magnifitudeness! rampages across the thread
I heard a rumor that today is the Lord Jason's birthday! WOOT!! Long live our Horned-Overlord! pillages something
WOOT!! pulls another china shop manuever
pulls a china shop manuever
pulls the China Shop maneuver
It's because they didn't want to put the other races to shame. We are, after all, far more awesome than the rest of them.
Mmmmm....cleavage.
wakes up and rampages across thread
My money's on the Bull.XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."I'm guessing he is Cosmo. Agreed! The Lord Jason is well known for his ability to ingest massive quantities of booze and still be capable of ravaging whole cities.
I hope the Lord Jason will be doing something interesting this year at PaizoCon. I'm planning to pillage the place, but it'd be great to set aside some time and hang with The Boss.
Mmmmmm......chicken wings?
I corrupt Paladins. With hellfire. And gas fissures. After a fifth of the finest barrel of scotch. Mmmmmm...Scotch
awakens in the crows nest Hello? Is anybody there? Lord Jason?
That would be fun. And I think the Lord Jason would like it.
What cult?
No doubt the seagulls deserved it. Those little f@+$ers.
I thought we had enchanted drinking mugs.
If we keep drinking, it never has to wear off.
If you can dodge a wrench....
I'd rather just light it on fire and shove it overboard.
Hmmm....methinks we've been invaded my an imposter.
Not sure, but it seems a lot more crazy than usual. And it looks to be troll infested. Better break out the fire.....
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