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"Swimming? Bah, it's just climbing, but horizontally! Any fool can do it!"

Luckily the zombies lack free will so they are unable to voice a complaint.

How do you tell'em apart from your citizens then?

Two Peasants are standing in a field.

First Peasant says to the Second Peasant, "I hear the Golgothans are planning to raise hundreds of zombies, to do all their menial work."

Second Peasant asks the First Peasant, "That sounds HORRIBLE! How will they stand the SMELL?".

First Peasant answers, "Oh, it's unBEEEEARRable at first. But THE ZOMBIES SOON GET USED TO IT!"

HA! HA! HA!

BOOM! BOOM!

"YOU CALL THIS MADNESS?

THIS IS THE SPIIIIIRRRRE!"

Addition: Thod's Friends named their Settlement "Emerald Spire Base Camp" yesterday...and there was much rejoicing.

"WHY DO WE WE CLIMB IT?