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I’m sure recruit Hansel and recruit Gretel will be fine.

Lasha starts a little as the Rock thing launches itself at PINK.
Recalling once more his Knowledge (From post #9) of the Chitterwood, but still not spotting Lily, he calls out:
"Thank you spirits of the Chitterwood. We definitely on your side! Imma Pathfinder!"

Lasha Tumbai peers over at Grimmylow.
Wondering if they’re the kind of magic user that does blessings he Delays a little.
He tries chanting ”Sarah Renny’s great!” as encouragement.

Lasha, Grimmy and Blainn try their hand at goblin songwriting but surprisingly the goblins fall short of their goal.

It was not my intention to have done singing yet. I tried READY FOR BATTLE and EATING CONTEST. Now going to try FORTIFY THE CAMP and SONGWRITING. Going to try to roll something other than a 5 as well.

"Hi Raik. I got advice for scaring away Longshanks. First you Hide. Then when they close you leap out and shout: 'AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! AAIIEEEE!! PROTECT YOURSELVES!! DEFEND YOUR LEADERS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!' Maybe can leave out that last bit. Then chop them in the voonerables. Or throw Bomb. You're Welcome. Imma Pathfinder."
Intimidation(T): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

"Hmmm...Goblins need nice catchy way to remember what to do...let's try this..."
"Blainn you can bang your ribs again to this tune if you like. Everyone else...This is call and response...when the song goes a bit like this then you should be joining in. It's fun!"

Sung to the tune of, and shamelessly ripped off from "Roll Up the Map" by Jake and the Neverland Pirates
♪
Remember the time we met Undead Knights?
Undead Knights? Undead Knights
Remember the time we met Undead Knights
Lost out in the forest
They ran away from a Goblin Horde
Goblin Horde? Goblin Horde
They ran away from a Goblin Horde
Who wanted them for loot
♫
Run away Run away
Goblin Horde Goblin Horde
Grab your Loot Grab your Loot
And sing along our Goblin song
♪♫
Allow me to introduce Lasha and Bones
Lasha and Bones? Lasha and Bones
Allow me to introduce Lasha and Bones
Why, that is him and me
We Find the Path and play Goblin rock
Goblin rock? Goblin rock
We Find the Path and play Goblin rock
'Cause that's our favorite thing
♪
Run away Run away
Goblin Horde Goblin Horde
Grab your Loot Grab your Loot
Lasha and Bones Lasha and Bones
Find the Path Find the Path
Goblin rock Goblin rock
And sing along our Goblin song
♫
Pile up the Rubble and sharpen sticks
Sharpen Sticks? Sharpen Sticks
Pile up the Rubble and Sharpen Sticks
When Chiefy tells you so
Lob the Bombs and Blow up the Knights
Blow up the Knights? Blow up the Knights
Lob the Bombs and Blow up the Knights
When they try to attack
♪♫
Run away Run away
Goblin Horde Goblin Horde
Grab your Loot Grab your Loot
Lasha and Bones Lasha and Bones
Find the Path Find the Path
Goblin rock Goblin rock
Sharpen Sticks Sharpen Sticks
Lob the Bombs Lob the Bombs
Blow up the Knights Blow up the Knights
And sing along our Goblin song
♪
Alright mateys
Now we're gonna take all those fancy parts
And put 'em back to back to back to back to back
Are you ready? All together.
Here we go!
♫
Run away
Goblin Horde
Grab your Loot
Lasha and Bones
Find the Path
Goblin rock
Sharpen Sticks
Lob the Bombs
Blow up the Knights
And sing along our Goblin song
And sing along our Goblin song!
And sing along our Goblin song!!
♪♫
Performance(E): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

"Let me see...I'm here to do Pathfinder stuff to help Goblins...where I start? What did Ivy hair say? Make Friends? Reach Out?"
"DANCING!" Lasha does a quick tour around the camp dancing at everyone and reaching out to high five everyone he runs past. "Imma Pathfinder!"
"That done. Now keep strength up. Saw someone having snacks somewhere."
He heads to the EATING CONTEST.
"Hi Libgez! I can has snacks?" Initially just wanting to eat, and not caring about winning he states with a grin, "I try to win honest."
Watching the other contestants, it gradually starts to sink in that he could impress some of these True Hoard Goblins if he eats a lot.
"This could be the making friends for Ivy Hair."
If he can use ↺ Charmed Life he'll add a +2 circumstance bonus to this:
Fortitude Save(E): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
"More hard work now! Imma Pathfinder! Burrrrrp! Time to get READY FOR BATTLE!
Lasha sneaks around until he spots some Goblins that don't appear too busy. He creeps closer until he's in striking range and leaps out...
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! AAIIEEEE!! PROTECT YOURSELVES!! DEFEND YOUR LEADERS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"
Intimidation(T): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
When the smoke clears he offers some constructive advice. "That a bit rubbish. I help Prepare Goblin Aid. I teach you some DANCING! Build up a Rhythm. React faster. You're welcome. Imma Pathfinder!"

♪"Rock stew for me, rock stew for you!♫
♩♬Have a Happy Winter Week, let’s eat some stew!"♬♫

Nagaikaze stumbles to the realisation that he was attacking the REAL Professor Whitegourd. He manages to utter: ”I’m sooo sorry.” before hurrying into a corner and crying for 10 minutes.
Although it feels like 2 to 5 days.

Appalled by the infested Elves, Nagaikaze almost forgets to try and take Nathatel alive. Almost.
Action 1 ◆ Use Mountain Stronghold (AC increases to 29 till my next turn)
Action 2 ◆ Flurry of Blows
Falling Stone Strike#1 vs Nathatel(flanked): 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32 forBludgeoning, Nonlethal, Forceful: 2d8 + 6 ⇒ (2, 4) + 6 = 12
Falling Stone Strike#2 vs Nathatel(flanked): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28 forBludgeoning, Nonlethal, Forceful: 2d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 3) + 6 + 2 = 14
Damage combines. If either hits and damages I will attempt to use Stunning Fist - Fort save DC 23
Then turning to the remaining demon he nods pointedly to Anjo and the fallen, arrow ridden demon saying:
"Go on...say Fire again."
Intimidate: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

Nagaikaze thanks Evindal and makes a mental note to discuss seasoning at a later date.

Nagaikaze charges at the door...then spotting that Evindal has finished disarming it, rapidly screeches to a halt and just turns the handle...