Bishop du Chastelier of Paris's page

Good Lord! An assassin!?... Oh, mon Dieu! A giant cave bear!? Wonders never cease in Rome...

Another is a tall, distinguished-looking gentleman, who speaks Italian with a French accent: Your Holiness, I have traveled many leagues, all the way from Paris, and have crossed the mighty Alps, and braved the wicked, war-ravaged lands of north Italia, that I might come to honor you as the true Shepherd of the Catholic Church. I pray that the unpleasantness of the Papal Schism* has not hardened Your Holiness' heart against the faithful of France...

*Also known as the Western Schism, not to be confused with the Great Schism, or East-West Schism, of the Early Middle Ages...