Big John Lonnigan's page

Sooooo... apparently Malfeshnekor shouldn't be taken on with a half strength Level 3 party. As a result, I am now Deader than Disco. :(

flash_cxxi wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Orcling. Hmm...

He's going to be a barbarian. With very low wisdom. Heh.

Wait...we're starting at 3rd level, right?

Halfling Barbarian...

My current Pen & Paper Character in Rise of the Runelords. :)

How did I know you were going to pimp Big John before I even clicked that? :)

"Hey screw you buddy... I don't need no girly man to Pimp me out. I can Pimp myself out just fine!"

Or am I a week out yet again? :/

"You're a week out again ya freak! The amount of non-sleep you get I'm surprised you're not more outta whack."

Big John Lonnigan wrote:

"So yeah ladies... I now have stats so you can all check me out in my glory. Don't worry about formin' no orderly line or nuthin', Big John's got time for all the ladies equally. 'cept you ugly ones 'o course."

Sweet character sheet!!

"Hey watch it Barton... I ain't sweet. I'm manly and manly ain't sweet. Got it!"

"So yeah ladies... I now have stats so you can all check me out in my glory. Don't worry about formin' no orderly line or nuthin', Big John's got time for all the ladies equally. 'cept you ugly ones 'o course."

The Jade wrote:

You guy really are the best. Thank you for your kindness, your support, your enduring wit and your friendship. If we all lived with driving distance of one another we'd be the place to be. ;) We could charge at the door.

Awww... we love you too Rone & Ed. :D

"Hey screw those chumps. I'm the one everybody should be showin' the love for! ummm... on second thought you'se are all dudes. ummm... screw that you can all keep your love. I'm gonna go find me some Sacred Prostitutes of Calistria to love me. They all know how to Get Down on my Big John Lonnigan."

The Jade wrote:

And the Eldritch Mr. Shiny makes his remix debut!

I question your taste? Since when? Way to put this one all on me, man. You sound like my mother...

...

You wouldn't happen to have the file for the full version of "Big John Lonnigan," would you?

"Hey screw you Shiny Man. It was a frame up and you know it. There's no file on me, you can't prove anything"

taig wrote:

Chuck Norris is said to fear one man, and one man only. That man's name is...Rone Barton.

Chuck Norris vs. Rone Barton

"AAAAARGH! And screw you too Healer! I can't believe I fell for that!"

flash_cxxi wrote:

OOOOO And how do you spell Lonnegan Rone? I wanna get it just right for when I name my next Character "Big John Lonnegan". :D

Get down on my Big John Lonnigan

Get down on my Big John Lonnigan
Get down on my Big John Lonnigan
Once you get off
You'll wanna get on again

"Hey screw you Barton. What kinda sissy name for a boy is Jade anyway!"

"And screw you too Flash! What kinda slow arse old guy calls himself Flash anyway!"

"Ha! See the big scary man ran away. Who's the girlie-boy now, huh?"

"Oh that freakin' does it! It is so on like a Donkey called Kong!"

"Yeah! Call me pretty again fat boy and you'll find my axe so far up your arse it'll stick out the top of your head!"

"Screw You Guys!"