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Kobold! There you are! You escaped from your cage again. Ward was worried about you. At least, he was worried until the autoerotic asphyxiation set in.

How you doing? *winks*

lynora wrote:

.......................... Like I said. No discretion.

But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.

Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!

Okay, but you will have to back up a few steps.

Squashing sound

Oops! Sorry about the poodle. Is he okay?

"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"

*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*

"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"

Didn't your daddy teach you how to treat a woman? Big Jim stops for a moment to consider the chance that he might be Jack's daddy. It is often the case.

Here watch and learn.

Now then, Biddy, if you have not had your hips replaced by now you will soon need to!

Big Jim Slade wrote:

Granny wrote:

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!

Pulls out employment contract.

Hmm, no exclusions. I guess that's why I have Protection from Energy Drain as well as Instantaneous Cure Disease permanently in effect.

And I have a bright red speedo. But not for long.

lynora wrote:

Bunny the Intern wrote:

I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!

I very much approve. :)

Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!

Good thing I brought my goggles.

I remember her. Nice lady. She wasn't wearing fur or anything else the last time I saw her.

I don't think that's a good idea.

My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.

Well you know what they say: "Always plan alternate routes."

But seriously, even for you that was sick.
But I laughed nontheless.

Big Jim Slade wrote:

This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!

Ooh! I'm first in line!

Prepare to have your wrinkles smoothed out by my exertions! Next up will be June Cleaver. (I plan to go on an "as needs" triage-basis.)

Gentlemen, do any of you know how to re-plaster walls? This place is going to need it.

Sound of uplifting music and Russion choir singing.

This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!

Such a great man as Sebastian should be awarded the Key to the city...

Happy birthday Gioachino Rossini! (216)

Heathansson wrote:

Jinx!

You hate America, tacos, Tobey Keith, and freedom.

I don't hate Tobey, just his music. And I only like soft tacos. I do hate beef, though.

I am still firmly Lawful-American on the alignment axis.

Heathansson wrote:

His brother sounds like a piece of work too, but at least he's not very charismatic.

Roger Clinton?!?!? You take that back!!!

Are you a Roger Clinton goupie? Do you follow him around the country as he tours?