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When Jesus returns, how will he determine who has accepted him as the Messiah?

Asmodias wrote:

Goth Guru wrote:

The Wormlord is meeting with all the other evil gods to design a holiday in the fall. Any place that doesn't honor the dark gods gets beset with undead the rest of the year. "How about kids disguise themselves as us and our monsters and go from door to door demanding unhealthy sweet treats. We could call it Helloween or something. The kids could yell Threat or Treat, Terror or Treat, or something when they are at the door."

That sounds like an excellent holiday!!! The children could yell Food or Foul. If they don't get food they do something foul. Call it Hadesween and have it the day before Merlyndas. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Really, I'm serious.

We have 2 on board with Hadesween. I don't even know when Merlyndas was supposed to happen. As for the worst season, I call it fall because the temperature is falling, lots of rain falls, anything not picked in time falls and rots, and a lot of creatures fall dead. The meeting is about one holiday so the Murmur's comments about all the months of the year was ignored.

I am assuming that Hadesween should be in the Autumn, when its cool but not too cold. That way the children can go out and cause a lot of mischief. Merlyndas sounds like a Winter festival to me, perhaps celebrating the end of the year. Maybe the mortals can give out gifts to each other. I, for one, always exchange souls at least once year with other demons and devils, but then I steal them back later. I can't wait to get more souls into the Realm of Hades soon. I need to try to get a new war started. Shouldn't the "good" gods be involved in this too? Why are we doing all the work?

The Wormlord is meeting with all the other evil gods to design a holiday in the fall. Any place that doesn't honor the dark gods gets beset with undead the rest of the year. "How about kids disguise themselves as us and our monsters and go from door to door demanding unhealthy sweet treats. We could call it Helloween or something. The kids could yell Threat or Treat, Terror or Treat, or something when they are at the door."

That sounds like an excellent holiday!!! The children could yell Food or Foul. If they don't get food they do something foul. Call it Hadesween and have it the day before Merlyndas. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Really, I'm serious.

From his infernal realm, in the Far Realms, Asmodias looked at he world of Beriya and he said,"This world needs more sinners! In fact, it needs SEVEN more sinners!"

Then he wrote down on a scroll, in his own blood, a list...

I am trying to read these responses, but I know its all bu**s**t. The governments of the world are owned and operated by the giant corporations, and they will not allow real change to take place on Earth until a few billion people die. I think the future will be just like 12 Monkeys, but without the time travel.

I am just asking in general, because it feels like the fabric of reality that holds everything together is falling apart...

I was wondering why people are complaining about rogues. I thought as 3/4 BAB classes are concerned, they seem to have a few things going for them. So does anyone have any other reasons behind 'they suck' for them to, well, suck?

Yes, I have hatred for the Rogues, but I can't explain it.

By all means, Asmodias, I relish the thought of primal fury induced combat! However, it will have to wait as my fellow councilmen wish for me to stay in the jungle and serve as 'home defence' but I WILL find a way to claim that sword and any thing I my eyes lay upon!

Then let a crack in reality appear in the jungle you supposedly rule, and let thousands of Imps enter to have a little fun!

Then it shall be ME! And once I have claimed the sword, I will challenge my new found ally Asmodias for control of Hell itself and wage war with the other gods killing them all bar the goddesses who I shall take to be my wives! Because, I am not content to rule over just FIVE domains (animal, evil, rage, strength, knowledge), I seek to rule over ALL of the domains!

You are challenging ME for control of The Hells? I think not, Gorilla! Come to the Hells if you dare, or perhaps I will bring them to you...