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I have fallen in love with the Medium and the Relic Channeler archetype in particular. I don't much care how under optimized it is. That said, I'm having some trouble coming up with ideas for how a starting character would have relics from 6 different "legends."

There is the generic starter, all 6 are heirlooms passed down because the legends in questions were part of his tribe/family line(depending on setting and background).

Second, is the 6 were actually a party who died and were left in unmarked graves. Their souls having unresolved business manage to call out to the medium and finish their business through him.

Theoretically you could also Indiana Jones the relics, but that's harder to justify as a starting character.

None of these are bad, but they lack a bit of the flair that I am looking for. Then I read a thread by someone who suggested using a Samsaran who is channeling their own past lives. THAT is pretty cool. After reading that, I figured I'd see if anyone else had any cool ideas for a relic channeler.

This kind of seems like too small of a question for it's own thread, but here I go. I'm playing a Goblin Paladin for the amazing RP shenanigans. The idea is basically that he is an otherwise generic goblin, who pretends really hard that he's a wise paladin. Since he's pretending, a lot of his "wisdom" comes out nonsensical and stupid. I figure I'll largely focus on malapropisms and messing up/combining wise sayings(like the bartender in Boondock Saints).

As part of this though, I want my goblin to give himself a title. Like a "Gurgam the witful" kind of thing. But I want it to be dumber/funnier. Something that shows he's trying to sound cool and smart, but too dumb to actually use the right word. Any ideas for said title?