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Ladies and gentlemen, let me give you some advice here:

Don't. Just don't.

And for those of you who are raging about those 'treasonous' Republicans, you might want to consider the actions of a certain Ted Kennedy. He had actively contacted the Soviet Union to assist in derailing then-President Reagan's policy. THAT is damn close to the legal definition, right there.

Saying Terrorist is a boo word is odd. They are using violence to terrorize people in an attempt to advance their political aims. That is what a Terrorist is. Whether it is Hamas, the IRA, the Unabomber, elements of the US Army in Vietnam, or Vlad Tepes.

That last one is a bit odd. Vlad Tepes wasn't really a terrorist as much as he was a product of his times, when staying on your throne meant you had to be the baddest so-and-so around. He's considered something of a folk hero in parts of Eastern Europe, and his reputation was so fearsome he bragged a man could walk through his territory with a bag of gold and fear no thieves or bandits (quite true; it would not surprise me if I learned Vlad's idea of entertainment was 'come up with new and horrific ways to kill people who offend me').

Are you DUNGEONPROOOOOF?! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Someone needs a potion of calm emotions. Or they need to switch to decaf.

Artyom wrote:

Razmiran priest 1 wrote:

Have you considered worshipping Razimir as your official deity I feel having a well placed Iconic posterboy/girl for our religion would help with enlightenment of all human, dwarf and elf alike.

Might as well worship her boots, or Kyra's boots for that matter.

I suppose I can't be TOO critical, being a follower of Apsu, but at least he's an actual god if a distant one.

Heretic

Point of order here. I can't be a heretic, as I never was a devotee of Razmir in the first place. You want 'infidel' or 'unbeliever'.

Alternately, you could consider veneration of Apsu. He's not too pushy, and he doesn't mind if you feel weirdly compelled to sleep on your share of the party loot now and then.

Artyom wrote:

Razmiran priest 1 wrote:

Have you considered worshipping Razimir as your official deity I feel having a well placed Iconic posterboy/girl for our religion would help with enlightenment of all human, dwarf and elf alike.

Might as well worship her boots, or Kyra's boots for that matter.

I suppose I can't be TOO critical, being a follower of Apsu, but at least he's an actual god if a distant one.

Worshiping Kyra's boots is MUCH more fulfilling than worshiping Razmir.

Or Apsu, for that matter.

Yeah, but I find that the wings are a hell of a conversation piece.

Have you considered worshipping Razimir as your official deity I feel having a well placed Iconic posterboy/girl for our religion would help with enlightenment of all human, dwarf and elf alike.

Might as well worship her boots, or Kyra's boots for that matter.

I suppose I can't be TOO critical, being a follower of Apsu, but at least he's an actual god if a distant one.

Maybe you could follow up by starting a land war in Asia?

Albatoonoe wrote:

So, your least favorite of the others is clearly Alain? Who is your least favorite lady, though?

Again, Alain. He also wins the prize for "ugliest lady iconic."

He does look kinda like a pretty boy, doesn't he? Or at least a wanna-be pretty boy.

Seltyiel at least gets points for 'longcoat and pants' and for having a remarkably impressive Kubrick stare.

There has been a debate recently that rogues are pretty much weakest out of any other adventuring proffession out there. How would you respond to that? Besides *Stab*

Check out the Sap Adept and Sap Master feats, and imagine all the evil things you could do with those.

Trust me, rogues ain't hurtin' in the power department. Especially since about the only thing that can no-sell their sneak attack are oozes, elementals, and a handful of rare critters. My personal favorite is the rogue with a high UMD check and a wand of shocking grasp. That one's painful to watch even when it's being used on the bad guy.

Also note that the Confusion spell can affect multiple targets; confusion bombs will only affect one target. As saving throws are specified in other discoveries (for example, Incendiary), I would say the lack of a save is balanced out by the single target and hit roll.

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

gracefulArmageddon wrote:

How do you feel about Lem's new outfit? :3

I like his war flute.

So that's what he's calling it.

Well, I suppose it's better than the guy who called it his 'rod of lordly might'.

Reminds me of the first time I cast an Empowered Fireball, and the DM's expression. 'You did HOW MUCH damage?'

Artyom wrote:

This is very strange. If it wasn't for the fact Merisiel here is clearly female, I'd think this was one of my adventuring companions posting. I'm hoping that little mishap he had last time will teach him some discretion, though.

Have you seen your adventuring companion naked? Do you know for sure she's not a she?

No, but another of my acquaintances will testify to his gender. Something about watching an annoyed dwarf strip search the rogue because he was trying to hide something down his pants. Evidently dwarves are completely unfazed by the whole 'body taboo' thing.

Also, have you been disintegrated lately? My companion was occupying a small ornate box for a time. I had to make sure nobody sold him as a box of snuff by mistake.

This is very strange. If it wasn't for the fact Merisiel here is clearly female, I'd think this was one of my adventuring companions posting. I'm hoping that little mishap he had last time will teach him some discretion, though.