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stumbles through the thread, wondering where the brainnnnnssss are....
They were in my nightmares yesterday morning. I had a dream that a gaggle of them were after the survivors of a zombie infested post apocalyptic Earth. I think I woke up before they got their clutches around my skull. Upon waking I had a massive headache.
And today I dreamt I was being chased by aliens.

Star Trek babe large breasted short skirt aliens?

Or slimy pop out of your chest suck your brain out aliens?

It makes a difference.

If the aliens were beautiful I'd be copulating with them instead of running away from them. These aliens didn't want just my brain anyway, instead they wanted all my internal organs.
Waitasec, I thought you had to get married before committing to full time copulation? Are you lying to me, now? Don't hold back. Tell me the truth. I can handle the truth. <tap, tap tap....>
Copulation? It's called boning, f%$#@^*, getting laid, etc.. This isn't a science class. ;)
If you're Kirk. For Spock, it's copulating.
Pon Farr? Ack, new earworm. At least its not "Pull over, that...something something."

You rang?


*hic*


#3 sounding off!


Ta-Da! Now there's three earworms. I bifuracted from #2, so that makes me #3.