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Damn aliases, always ruining everything!

I hate aliases!

I hate alias blitzes!

Nyah!

Can you stop with the aliases already?!?

I hate you all.

Boo!

Aliases are stupid!

I'm all for that.

*Chambers the next shell and takes aim*

Shoot me all you want, I'm never going away.

MOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anti Alias wrote:

This is my favorite spooky costume!

BOO!

BOOOM!!!

Ah, crap! I'm sorry I thought you were some sort of mutant human/chihuahua hybrid!

<Looks back at dead kobold>

That's OK. I get that all the time, usually by all those people that are wrong about everything.

This is my favorite spooky costume!

BOO!

taig wrote:

Someone already got it...

Yeah but it coulda been worse.

It could have been me.

Boo!

Anti Alias wrote:

Boo!

*BOOM!!*

Oh crap! I thought you were someone else. :/

You can't hurt me, because I don't have any substance! :P

Boo!

I hate you all!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ooooooh! I like you.

What's with all these aliases? It's alias this and alias that. I'm getting tired of it.

It's almost as bad as those damnable smurfs.

grackle wrote:

*squawk*!

Curious. I thought your kind travelled in packs.

They travel in murders.

<Lightning flash/Rolling thunder>

Daddy made it to 10,000! Congratulations!

What's the deal with aliases?

Stop with the aliases already!

I really don't understand the point of aliases.

Mu?

<Feeling slightly singed>
Ow! I just wander into this thread for three seconds, and you blast me. Sheesh! I'm leaving.

Anti Alias wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*

Whew. That was scary.

EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!

Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!

You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"

We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.

"Actually, it doesn't depend upon me. Otherwise, leaving would end the spell."

What?

Nuffin! <Whistles innocently>

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

*runs in from the Poodle thread, accompanied by the sounds of vicious yapping*

Whew. That was scary.

EEK! This thread is full of poodles too!

Muahaha! Soon you, too, shall be yapping! Yay for Poodleness!

You seem to have lost your slaadiness. Tossed, ya wanna help me implant some eggs in him to help him "remember?"

We seem to be the only ones still uneffected, and I think it's only a matter of time. We need to eliminate the Greyish-Greenish Slaad once and for all.

"Actually, it doesn't depend upon me. Otherwise, leaving would end the spell."

Solnes wrote:

lol...I am so new to this i am having a hard time keeping up with only one character!

Aliases are over-rated.

Agreed!

Eye liner to bump up the post count.

I give down for lent. When the lent-or-treaters come to the door, I tear up a pillow for them.

Happy birthday! Do you need an extra spank as your "one to grow on"?

Edit: SPANK!

Would you compromise on containers and parent objects?

You've got yourself a deal.

Anti Alias wrote:

I'm against this whole alias thing!

I declare one for all my tables and subqueries.

I'm against anything aliases are associated with too. No more tables and subqueries. We should use cabinets and superqueries.

I'm against this whole alias thing!

Arsonist (Rogue)
Torching the scene of the crime has long been the hallmark of a sloppy criminal, but when you need to make an example of a shopkeeper who refuses to pay protection without disturbing your paying clients—that’s when you need an arsonist. Honed to perfection by the Daggermark Assassins’ Guild, the dark art of the arsonist inspires universal fear. These masters of flame can turn a single building in a crowded city block into a blackened husk then melt into the shadows without a trace. Their fighting style is repulsive, but effective. Oil-soaked projectiles and hidden vials of flammable liquid allow them to set their screaming victims ablaze. Many are the gambling debts settled by a charred corpse in a back alley.
Spark (Sp): At 1st level, an arsonist can cast Spark three times per day. The save DC for the spell is 10 + the arsonist's Intelligence modifier. This ability replaces trapfinding.
Immolating Strike (Ex): At 3rd level, whenever an arsonist deals sneak attack damage, she can choose to forgo 1d6 points of sneak attack damage to set the target on fire. In each subsequent round, a burning target must either succeed in a DC 15 Reflex save to extinguish the flames, or immediately take 1d6 points of damage and continue burning. This effect does not stack with itself. This ability replaces trap sense.
Rogue Talents: The following rogue talents complement the arsonist archetype: favored terrain (urban), hold breath, sniper’s eye and weapon training.
Advanced Talents: The following advanced rogue talents complement the arsonist archetype: deadly sneak*, hide in plain sight, and unwitting ally.

Quiver of Spiderkind
Aura moderate conjuration; CL 8th
Slot —; Price 32,000 gp; Weight 2 lbs.
Description
This chitinous quiver resembles an elongated spider’s abdomen, and comfortably holds 20 arrows. When placed on the back, thin segmented legs wrap around the wearer to hold it in place. Pedipalps near the quiver’s opening can be commanded to secure a thick strand of spider silk to the end of a drawn arrow 20 times per day. The unnaturally high tensile strength of spider’s thread allows the projectile to be used like a lightweight harpoon. A ranged attack made with the arrow on a target within 50 feet temporarily grants the Grapple special ability (Ultimate Combat) to the firing weapon. When securely anchored, the spider silk can also be used for climbing. The silk can support 500 lbs of weight before snapping. Every 50 feet of silk used for climbing consumes a single daily use of the item’s power.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, Web; Cost 16,000 gp