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I'm so sparkly, you don't even know.
I sparkle on the outside, but I’m sad on the inside.
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Crystal is a Vampire. Give her a steak! Hey, guy. Why are you trying to stake all the vampires? We just wanna sparkle and stalk Bella. Lay off. Oh, you said steak. I don't eat meat.
Soooo....they added more "name a bar in Freeport" pledge options. And guess which devilishly handsome undead guy upgraded his pledge. Hmph. Sorry I'm not perfect enough for you.
I remember how heartbroken I was when Bella didn't notice me. I wrote a poem about it.
Vampires don't need glitter. They just need sunlight, eh? No amount of sunlight can brighten my mood. *waits outside Bella's window*
Sad, but good. Now, start being shiny again. Not sparkly, though. We'd have to kill you. Sorry. That's just the way it is.Sent it yesterday and got a response last night. Apparently, we'd both been thinking the same things, but had been too scared to put them out in the open. We're still internet-friends, but the whole relationship thing is done. Honestly, I'm relieved as f!&+. *sighs*
I know what you mean. I think about staking myself all the time...
Nice blitz CH. We don't see nearly enough of some of those aliases. Can't remember when I'd previously seen your angsty vampire. *cries* It's like I don't even exist!
No one can see the pain in my soul
1. The only scab is on my heart, where it's been wounded by unrequited love. Each cold stare, missed conversation, or unaccepted Facebook friend request is like a dagger that twists a little deeper into my heart. That is where the true scab lies. Also, in my poop. 2. We should all be a little more like the chicken, who follows his heart. He runs not with the road, but across it. We could learn something from that smelly bird. I have written a poem: Before me, a lonely road.
3. Where there's a merkin, there's genitals.
We can't help it that we sparkle. Nobody understands us. *writes more angsty poetry*
I sparkle. But I'm still a dangerous creature of the night. What? Why doesn't anybody believe me?
X_XWhat you meant to say. ;)I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread. It helps us stay sparkly...
It could be worse .... like sparkly vampire worse.Shame he can't be convinced to enjoy SW: Clone Wars. It's easy for you to sit there in judgment. You don't know the pain in my soul. I wrote a poem about it: Dressed all in black, like the stain
Why does my soul feel so empty?
I'm not a monster. I'm a wayward bohemian looking for love. And I'm a monster.
Well there is this strange wet smell in the air.Yeah, then you were probably attacked by vampires. Those dudes smell funny. I smell like incense, angst, and lavender, thank you very much.
I'm a werewolf, rar! Bella loves me and only me!
How did I wind up here? Society likes to put us in categories, like "alias". They don't see with their eyes. It's like I said in my poem.
On a slightly more serious note, has anyone else realized that so many of the guys out there that try to talk like they're some type of evil badass are just little dweebs who like to quote dark poetry? I mean honestly just because you watch vampire movies in the dark, my 5 year old does that, and read Poe you think you're evil? Of course these are the same guys that cry when they don't get their way. What a bunch of doushebags. Are you referring to the outpouring of my soul in my profile? How dare you, sir.
At least it's not emo undead this time.
Hey guys, I just kidnapped Angsty. The man is always trying to keep me down.
Sometimes we're just so pretty we transcend identification.
Um. Are you almost finished?
I would have voted for him, if I hadn't been too busy masquerading as a high school student.
These events have inspired me to add a stanza to my poem. I have inserted it as the second stanza of the epic poem in my profile. It is in verse that I truly pour out my soul.
I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.
I am pretty hot. And chicks do dig me. Those damn, glowly angsty vampire punks have got nothing on me. *sigh*
*facepalm* Trust me. Most of them would like to see you turned into dust. Of course there is time to change before somebody stakes you. First, you have to quit sparkling. The undead do not "sparkle". Second, quit whining about your condition. You're an immortal. Take unlife by the horns.Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well. Don't tell me how to live my life, man. Now if you'll excuse me, I think there's a high school student I have to stalk.
Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well. Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?
*gets the stake ready* Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.
Hey, I'm a vampire too! Want to sext?
They just don't understand us, man. Umm... Can I watch you sleep?
I just added a verse to my poem. Now it's perfect.
That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated. My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul.
Staking of Emo Vampires FTW!Spikes Angsty through the heart.You people just don't understand what it's like for us.The only thing that bites is that I think a number of the t-shirts sold on here are a bit expensive. *shrug8but what did you think of that design You can't kill me. I'm already dead inside. ... Wait... That's a stake through the heart isn't it? F~%!.
*punt*You people just don't understand what it's like for us.The only thing that bites is that I think a number of the t-shirts sold on here are a bit expensive. *shrug8but what did you think of that design glad to feel anything at allllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thud
The only thing that bites is that I think a number of the t-shirts sold on here are a bit expensive. *shrug8but what did you think of that design You people just don't understand what it's like for us.
Oooh, oooh! I got a new topic. Is it a hot topic?
Its all the Frakenfoods. ALso do I have to have been born on a Saturday to kill you?I hate bright lights, too. They make me sparkle.I can deal with that okay. ....Alright so I wear hats a lot since sunglasses don't work well for me since I wear glasses. But driving at night is a b%@!&. All those bright lights glaring right into my face from the other cars. :/ You can't kill me. My soul is already dead.
I can deal with that okay. ....Alright so I wear hats a lot since sunglasses don't work well for me since I wear glasses. But driving at night is a b%@!&. All those bright lights glaring right into my face from the other cars. :/ I hate bright lights, too. They make me sparkle.
Just watched Taste the Blood of Dracula. From back when you wanted to put a stake in a vampire, instead of "sexting" it. Not nearly as cool as Dracula Has Risen from the Grave, but alas, there are a limited number of Hammer Pictures flicks. Get with the times, old man. "Sexting" is how we emo vampires communicate in the 21st century.
That's it! I can't take it anymore! *drives stakes through the vampire's heart* DIE! DIE! DIE!Nosferatu Vampires FTW - less shaving and cooler teethSome of us can't help it that we're beautiful. You can kill this body, but my soul is already dead. ... Hey that's pretty good. I think that will be the start of my next poem.
Nosferatu Vampires FTW - less shaving and cooler teeth Some of us can't help it that we're beautiful.
So you must be starving huh? ;) If you mean there's a deep void in my soul that only true love can fill, then yes. If you mean I want to find a vagrant and consume every last drop of their lifeblood, also yes.
Seriously. Some of us have REAL problems. Like why people never invite me to their parties.
Everybody thinks I'm a monster. But I'm not a monster. I just want love. And the taste of the sweet blood of the innocents.
I like the "30 Days of Night" type of vampire. The kind that doesn't give a damn about anything. I hate the whiny "90210" type vampire that cries about how bad it is to be a vamp and wished they were human again, etc.. Nobody understands my pain... |