Cleric of Pharasma

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2 posts. Alias of Michael Johnson 66.


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I be made for t-t-t-tellin' tall tales and fables to y-y-young'ns ages 5 to 13 Androffan years. Once they get much p-p-p-past their early tweens, they d-d-don't have much use for old G-g-g-gramps' takes o' dwarves 'n giants 'n fairy princesses 'n the like....


The next sarcophagus opens to release a balding, graying, grandfatherly android, who rises up with an almost sheepish expression, like one caught napping on the job....

T-t-t-top o' the m-m-mornin' to ye! I be Androphilus John, b-b-b-but my engineers call me Gramps.

Gramps grins and presses a catch on his sarcophagus, causing the drawer to slide out and produce a robe for "Gramps" to don, along with some slippers.