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In a 3,5 D&D Forgotten Realms campaign we had reached the last boss of the campaign: Aspect of tiamat.
Battle was glorius, Barbarian was dishing out dmg, cleric desperatly trying to keep us alive, rogue being useless and me as a pompus glorified Paladin of Tyr.

The end of the fight i look at the DM and asks: "Does the aspect look wounded?" "it looks near death"

My paladin rants that in the name of Tyr and all that is holy the overgrown kobold shall be smited and sent back to whatever pit it crawled out off.

I Smite with power attack and all the epic stuff i could muster. I roll a 1 and then manage to roll a 99 on a critical fumble chart. "Hit yourself for double damage". I died and next action the rogue does 1d4 dmg and kills it...