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[tries to sneak and comes behind the Dragon of Agnor's back while carrying a frozen frog sammich]
Drowning Man
Suit yourself, Ugly !. I win. That was easy ! [twirls his moustache]
Midnight Angel is banned for making unsubstianted allegations about my client (and you owe me 10K Frumphilica Unit for defending you, Gran Rey de Los Mono. Ho, and for God's sake, go find a proper avatar ! Juries don't respond well to non avatar patronymes).
Carl Glittergold and Calistria's Love Child
Something came up and I think it's best that I retire my application for this game. I wish you all a good time in your criminal endeavors ;-) !
Well, it appears Calistria is very popular among the mob !
I updated Amadeo's statistics to account for all that ill-gotten gold :-). Reproduced below for convenience: Amadeo's stats:
AMADEO CR 2 Male Human (Taldan) Rogue 3 LN Medium Humanoid (Human) Init +3; Senses Perception +6 -------------------- DEFENSE -------------------- AC 18, touch 14, flat-footed 14 (+4 armor, +3 Dex, +1 dodge) hp 26 (3d8+6) Fort +2, Ref +7, Will +1 Defensive Abilities Evasion, Trap Sense +1 -------------------- OFFENSE -------------------- Spd 30 ft. Melee +1 Shortsword +6 (1d6+2/19-20/x2) Ranged Shortbow, Comp. (Str +1) +5 (1d6+1/20/x3) Special Attacks Sneak Attack +2d6 -------------------- STATISTICS -------------------- Str 12, Dex 16, Con 13, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 14 Base Atk +2; CMB +3; CMD 17 Feats Combat Expertise +/-1, Dodge, Improved Feint, Rogue Weapon Proficiencies, Toughness +3, Rogue talent: Weapon Finesse Traits Charming, Deft Dodger, World Traveler: Sense Motive Skills Acrobatics +9, Bluff +8, Climb +5, Diplomacy +7, Disable Device +12, Escape Artist +9, Intimidate +8, Knowledge (Local) +6, Perception +6, Sense Motive +7, Sleight of Hand +9, Stealth +9, Use Magic Device +8 Languages Common, Elven, Orc SQ Trapfinding +1 Combat Gear +1 Shortsword, +1 Studded Leather, Arrows (20), Shortbow, Comp. (Str +1) Other Gear Thieves' tools, masterwork, Wand of Shield (CL 2, 20 charges) -------------------- SPECIAL ABILITIES -------------------- Charming +1 Bluff/Diplomacy/save DC for a language-dependent spell vs. targets who could be sexually attracted to you. Combat Expertise +/-1 Bonus to AC in exchange for an equal penalty to attack. Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead. Improved Feint You can make a Bluff check to feint in combat as a move action. Sneak Attack +2d6 +2d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed. Trap Sense(Ex) +1 bonus on reflex saves and AC against traps. Trapfinding +1 to find or disable traps. And his background (which remains unchanged, except for the mention of his new prowling grounds: Absalom). Amadeo's backround: Amadeo was born in Lastwall, and all his youth he was educated with stories of good deeds and duty. His mother was a paladin and his father a cleric of Iomedae. Both his parents loved him dearly, though they hadn't much time for family life. His older brother, Stavro, was a skilled fighter, which he greatly admired. One day, his mother disappeared while on an expedition beyond the Wardstones which guard the ruined realm of Sarkoris, now subsumed into the abyssal pit of the Worlwound. His father wanted to go in search of her spouse, but Lastwall's military command forbade it, because they feared a major assault was coming from the demonic forces and they needed all the able-bodied men they could get to defend the city walls. So his father stayed in the city and prepared for battle. But Amadeo's older brother couldn't resolve himself to abandon all hope, so he set off alone in a desperate expedition to rescue their mother. Amadeo wanted to come with him, but Stavro sneaked alone under the cover of the night to prevent it. Then the demonic assault came, and Amadeo did his part. The demons were repelled, but many were killed, and his own father was grievously wounded. His father summoned his son to his deathbed to bid him goodbye. "I wish you wouldn't die" said Amadeo. "I give my life to the greater good" answered his father. And then he died. That night, while Amadeo was awake mourning the remains of his father, an eldritch vortex opened and he saw coming out from it an evil apparition in the likeness of his mother. She taunted him, saying she had flayed Stavro out of his skin when he came to rescue her, before eating him alive, and that she was now a good whore servicing the mighty demon lords. "Iomedae, save her !" pleaded Amadeo. The goddess didn't respond to his pleas, but Lastwall's soldiers, summoned by his cries, ran to the scene and were able to destroy his mother. Amadeo didn't sleep for a full week after all that horror. Finally, he was able to fall asleep only after a singular train of thought had bore itself into his foggy mind. There's no greater good. Only the good you do to yourself. And the good you do to those loyal to you - if you're loyal to them (and you should be). From this moment of realization on to the present day, these have been the core tenets of Amadeo's personal philosophy of life. Personality hints: Amadeo likes to live the good life, and is a little bit obsessed with amassing wealth. Besides that, he appears as a charming and pretty tolerant criminal. Unless you betray him, in which case he becomes a murderous fiend. Owing to his education, Amadeo is a very religious man and a worshiper of Callistria.
He has set his mind to becoming a criminal lord and he is working hard to fulfill that goal, now that he finds himself in the greatest and juicest prowling grounds of Avistan: Absalom !
Here are Amadeo's stats and background story.
Amadeo's story:
Amadeo was born in Lastwall, and all his youth he was educated with stories of good deeds and duty. His mother was a paladin and his father a cleric of Iomedae. Both his parents loved him dearly, though they hadn't much time for family life. His older brother, Stavro, was a skilled fighter, which he greatly admired. One day, his mother disappeared while on an expedition beyond the Wardstones which guard the ruined realm of Sarkoris, now subsumed into the abyssal pit of the Worlwound. His father wanted to go in search of her spouse, but Lastwall's military command forbade it, because they feared a major assault was coming from the demonic forces and they needed all the able-bodied men they could get to defend the city walls. So his father stayed in the city and prepared for battle. But Amadeo's older brother couldn't resolve himself to abandon all hope, so he set off alone in a desperate expedition to rescue their mother. Amadeo wanted to come with him, but Stavro sneaked alone under the cover of the night to prevent it. Then the demonic assault came, and Amadeo did his part. The demons were repelled, but many were killed, and his own father was grievously wounded. His father summoned his son to his deathbed to bid him goodbye. "I wish you wouldn't die" said Amadeo. "I give my life to the greater good" answered his father. And then he died. That night, while Amadeo was awake mourning the remains of his father, an eldritch vortex opened and he saw coming out from it an evil apparition in the likeness of his mother. She taunted him, saying she had flayed Stavro out of his skin when he came to rescue her, before eating him alive, and that she was now a good whore servicing the mighty demon lords. "Iomedae, save her !" pleaded Amadeo. The goddess didn't respond to his pleas, but Lastwall's soldiers, summoned by his cries, ran to the scene and were able to destroy his mother. Amadeo didn't sleep for a full week after all that horror. Finally, he was able to fall asleep only after a singular train of thought had bore itself into his foggy mind. There's no greater good. Only the good you do to yourself. And the good you do to those loyal to you, if you're loyal to them (and you should be). These have been the core tenets of his personal faith for the rest of his life - until now. Personality hints: Amadeo likes to live the good life, and is a little bit obsessed with amassing wealth. Besides that, he appears as a charming and pretty tolerant criminal. Unless you betray him, in which case he becomes a murderous fiend. Owing to his education, Amadeo is a very religious man and a worshiper of Callistria.
He has set his mind to becoming a criminal lord and he is working hard to fulfill that goal.
Statistics: AMADEO CR 2 Male Human (Taldan) Rogue 3 LN Medium Humanoid (Human) Init +3; Senses Perception +6 -------------------- DEFENSE -------------------- AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 13 (+3 armor, +3 Dex, +1 dodge) hp 26 (3d8+6) Fort +2, Ref +7, Will +1 Defensive Abilities Evasion, Trap Sense +1 -------------------- OFFENSE -------------------- Spd 30 ft. Melee Dagger +5 (1d4+1/19-20/x2) Shortsword +5 (1d6+1/19-20/x2) Ranged Shortbow +5 (1d6/20/x3) Special Attacks Sneak Attack +2d6 -------------------- STATISTICS -------------------- Str 12, Dex 16, Con 13, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 14 Base Atk +2; CMB +3; CMD 17 Feats Combat Expertise +/-1, Dodge, Improved Feint, Rogue Weapon Proficiencies, Toughness +3, Weapon Finesse Traits Charming, Deft Dodger, World Traveler: Sense Motive Skills Acrobatics +8, Bluff +8, Climb +4, Diplomacy +8, Disable Device +9, Escape Artist +8, Fly +2, Intimidate +8, Perception +6, Ride +2, Sense Motive +7, Sleight of Hand +8, Stealth +8, Swim +0, Use Magic Device +8 Languages Common, Elven, Orc SQ Trapfinding +1 Combat Gear Arrows (20), Dagger, Shortbow, Shortsword, Studded Leather; Other Gear Thieves' tools Wealth 52 gp -------------------- SPECIAL ABILITIES -------------------- Charming +1 Bluff/Diplomacy/save DC for a language-dependent spell vs. targets who could be sexually attracted to you. Combat Expertise +/-1 Bonus to AC in exchange for an equal penalty to attack. Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead. Improved Feint You can make a Bluff check to feint in combat as a move action. Sneak Attack +2d6 +2d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed. Trap Sense +1 (Ex) +1 bonus on reflex saves and AC against traps. Trapfinding +1 +1 to find or disable traps. |