I am delighted to have found the game Age of Barbarian (just the one), an unholy mash-up of an '80s Italian Conan rip-off and 'Mortal Kombat'. Who hasn't wanted to get their bits out, fasten scythes to their arms, then ride around on a dinosaur, after all?... we're playing Dark Sun?
Si, si, a rrravaged-a world-a, ruled-a by cruel sorceror-kings, where the most-a valuable commodities are uno, steel, and duo, de bouncy boobies!