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Ahmose thinks for a moment.
Perhaps if I can get some sprite tongue...

Ahmose tears his blue eyes away from the staff that Thawm is suddenly (and most lovingly) holding onto with the grip of a giant.

He turns to Cecily.
Is that Sir Tandyn's?

He sips.

Quietly sipping his morning coffee, the Blue-scaled Kobold watches the subtle interactions between Sir Tandyn and Cecily. His blue eyes widen at the long, rambling story told by Cecily.
Someone in need of a cold shower this morning prior to setting out?

He sips.

Ahmose has already retired to his tent. The sounds of alchemy ring out from inside....

He isn't seen until morning coffee.

That evening the Alchemist spends his time Brewing another batch of Holy Water vials (4).....

The kobold burps.

Sir Commander Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Sir Commander Tandyn as he readies to return to camp.
If we're quick we can make last call.

Ahmose laughs.
That guy is a rookie!

The Alchemist also favors resting prior to tangling with a Spectre or two...

Ahmose stares at Aroden as the wizard casts his sensor.
Need me to go back down with a torch?

Ahmose only response is to point at Thawm, while pointing at his nose....

Ahmose shrugs.
He was at a graduation party.

Ahmose turns to Thawm.
It's 40 feet to the bottom. Unless you trip from that weird brunch feeling. Then it's 40' tumbling down bouncing your cranium a couple of times down.

The Alchemist gives them a square footage explanation of the area.

Ahmose comes back trudging up the stairs after less than 30 seconds of scouting. The Alchemist casually walks by the Earth elemental...

Ahmose winks as he passes Thawm to stand before Sir Tandyn. Offering a crisp salute (definitely genuinely presented).
Cells with corpses. And a funny, weird feeling like you're at a brunch, but not certain how that works really.

Ahmose resists the urge to vandalize the demonic characters while bracing his strong kobold mind against intrusive behavior...
Will DC 14: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
+2 trait bonus on saving throws against charm and compulsion effects

Blue eyes peering suspiciously (nervously) at the remains of emaciated forms laying in some of the cells, the Trap breaker quickly discerns if the entrance is trapped, or just secured.
Taking 10 Perception+22 (+4 traps)

Temptation to deliver an Alchemist's Fire at those emaciated forms, the Alchemist decides to go back to report....

The Alchemist quickly drinks his Mutagen and Extracts, stands, salutes Thawm and begins to creep down the stairs....
Stealth (Dex): 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (13) + 22 = 35

His blue reptilian eyes darting to and fro (especially the fro) as he gingerly steps down each individual stone step....
Perception: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (16) + 20 = 36 (+4 Traps)

Ahmose Subtlety Jones stands next to Sir Tandyn. The kobold's pockets not even remotely sound jingley.....

He smiles at the Paladin.
Perhaps a purposeful peek to pardon any possible problems.

The Alchemist begins taking out various ingredients as he speaks to the Paladin.
Probably best to count each coin. Best to make certain they're all accounted for. Individually. One at a time....that should be good.

Elixirs Heightened Awareness, Expeditious Retreat, Heroism and Mutagen (Str) for 1vhour and 3 minutes of counting....

If it appears that the Paladin counts fast, the kobold's foot accidentally knocks over a pile...
Did I do that....

Ahmose raises his hand.
Should we report back to camp. Perhaps, inventory, access, plan our army's next tactical positioning. Perhaps, supervise our Lieutenants of their progress, procedures, and paperwork is in order.

The Alchemist begins to stagger. He places a hand over his chest.
I feel the weight of responsibility pressing down on me. I need to catch my breath before we delve deeper into this den.

He takes out a clean handkerchief patting his perspiring forehead....

The Alchemist seems to have been suddenly struck by a Hideous Laughter....

Picking himself up off the floor, the Alchemist begins brushing off his pants.
Probably see your underoos too.

The small Blue-scaled Kobold is seen salivating....
...pile of coins and treasure comprises 3,438 cp, 1,319 sp, 7,753 gp, two pearls worth 500 gp each, three garnets worth 250 gp each, eight amethysts worth 100 gp each, 12 agates worth 50 gp each, an emerald-and-ivory scepter worth 4,000 gp, a silver candelabra worth 75 gp, a gold signet ring worth 50 gp.....

It seems that he is going to be staring at the pile for a while....

The pragmatic Alchemist shrugs at the orderly chamber of a demon filth kissing dwarf.
Does make it much easier to plunder properly.

Ahmose is seen wearing a hazmat suit, while wearing garlic and splashing Thawm with holy water every few minutes.....

Ahmose is seen rigorously washing his hands with soap and holy water. His blue reptilian eyes locked on that glaive....
Melt it!

Ahmose casually relaxes while the others discussed philosophy.

Ahmose

Race
Kobold (Dragon-Scaled Blue ) Alchemist (Trap Breaker) 9 / Brew Keeper 2

+8hp
+1 Will

+1 spell sots of 1st and 3rd

Formula
Claim Identity

+10 Skill ranks
+2 Background skill ranks

Feat
Power Attack

Bombs 5d6

Automatic bonus progression
9th Armor attunement +2, weapon attunement +2 (claws)

Ahmose just watches the Oracle going wild!
It's like the 4th in here!

Ahmose's blue eyes lock onto the sweet visual activities being perfectly performed by Cecily!
I should start tossing you about instead of my Tanglefoot bombs!

Shaking himself from his reverie, the Alchemist follows the daring Cecily after the fleeing wasp. The kobold flips both fiery minotaur the bird, as he skillfully Tumbles around their feeble attention.
Acrobatics (Dex), Speed 60': 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36

I'm coming Sister draconian!

The Blue-scaled Kobold finishes his stride next to the doors apparently leading away from them.
Were you leaving?

Ahmose promptly closes the Western door.

AC 31 and Blur

And--Swiftly--the kobold's tail closes the door next to him.

Ahmose absently tosses a Potion of Cure Light wounds at Irabeth, while flipping the bird to the Insect.
Vaporous potion: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Ahmose begins grabbing ingredients for multiple Tanglefoot bombs, mixes them into 3 different vials and begins launching them like a chaotic sprinkler!
Babau! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, not Aroden but Nurah, TWF, Fast bombs, haste: 1d20 + 18 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 18 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 234d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 4, 5, 3) + 6 + 2 = 26 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Stauton! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, not Aroden but Nurah, TWF, Fast bombs, haste: 1d20 + 18 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 18 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 254d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4, 1, 5) + 6 + 2 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Stauton! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, not Aroden but Nurah, TWF, Fast bombs, haste: 1d20 + 18 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 18 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 344d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 2, 5, 3) + 6 + 2 = 24 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Precise bombs and Splash weapon mastery

Mythic Power for 2nd attack: 1d6 ⇒ 5 2/2

The Blue Whisper looks down at the fallen Paladin.
Medic!

Ahmose then snarls at Jorah.
You on break?

I actually forgot the +1 from Haste...

The Alchemist seems a bit perturbed by all the....changes going on...
F++#ing asshat.

Blur? 20% Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 4113 = 13

Ahmose turns his blue reptilian eyes to stare down the sneaksy babau!
Where the f%~~ did you come from? Teach me not to look both ways.

Suddenly the Alchemist begins to feel Hasted!
Just wait 6 seconds and this shit's gonna have nuts in it!

He blows a kiss to the babau.

Ahmose then flips the minotaur the bird.
Wait your turn precious.
Will DC 14: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

Ahmose saunters across the fiery landscape to get a better view of the dwarf. The Blue-scaled Kobold flips Stauton the bird.
Range Tanglefoot Bombs : 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (9) + 18 = 274d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 5, 4, 1) + 6 = 19 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Ahmose looks long and hard at their dwarf before turning his blue eyes to Aroden.

While waiting for the doorway to be cleared, the Alchemist begins to explain to those not familiar with the architecture....

In the context of structural geometry and physics, a 31-degree wall represents a fascinating intersection of gravitational load and ergonomic utility. Let’s break it down into its core components.

Ahmose begins to lecture.
# 1. The Geometry of Displacement
From a trigonometric perspective, a 31-degree incline (measured from the vertical) shifts the center of gravity significantly. While a vertical wall (0 degrees) allows a climber or structure to exert force directly downward through their skeletal system, a 31-degree overhang requires the constant engagement of the posterior chain and core musculature.
At this specific angle, you are roughly halfway between a vertical "slab" and a "45-degree" power wall. It is the "Golden Mean" of bouldering geometry.

The Blue-scaled Kobold continues.
# 2. The Physics of Friction and Vector Forces
When we analyze the forces at play, we look at the Normal Force (the force perpendicular to the surface).

He conspiratorially whispers.
On a vertical wall, gravity acts parallel to the wall.
At 31 degrees, a significant portion of the body's weight—calculated as $mg \sin(31^\circ)$—is pulling the subject away from the surface.

Ahmose sighs.
This necessitates a higher coefficient of friction between the hands and the holds. In layman's terms: the holds feel "greasier" or smaller than they would on a flat wall because gravity is actively trying to peel you off the surface rather than just pulling you down.

He sounds quite into it now...
# 3. The Biomechanical Efficiency
For training purposes, the 31-degree wall is a pedagogical tool. It is steep enough to demand "active feet"—where the climber must pull inward with their toes to maintain contact—yet it is shallow enough that the repertoire of movement isn't limited to just "thugging" between large holds. It allows for the practice of subtle weight shifts and precise body tension that 45-degree walls often bypass.

His voice is exceptionally patient.
# 4. Construction Nuance
If you were to build this, you'd find that for every 10 units of height, the wall will "encroach" about 6 units into your floor space. It requires robust anchoring, as the leverage exerted on the base plate by an athlete's weight is substantially higher than that of a standard partition wall.

Ahmose concludes.
In summary, the 31-degree wall is a moderate overhang that serves as an ideal laboratory for studying the transition from static balance to dynamic, strength-dependent movement.
Shall we look into the specific structural calculations for the framing, or are you more interested in a training regimen for this angle.

The Blue Whisper winks at Sir Tandyn.

Ahmose watches the Interaction between the Wizard and the Rogue.
You're both correct in each other's perspectives due to previous experiences from your individual pass, along with education, traditions, and evolved personal morality and learned ethics.

The Blue-scaled Kobold walks over to the frosty dwarf.
You're a smart dwarf. You surrendered of your own violation. You're paroled to Aroden.

The Alchemist taps the rogue on the shoulder.
Different lands. Different ways. Aroden is looking at the bigger picture beyond this miniscule moment in time. That's why.

Ahmose turns to Sir Tandyn.
What's next boss?

Ahmose braces for impact!
Will DC 12: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
-6hp

The Alchemist runs to and through Thawm!
Help me Obi Wan Konobi! You're my only hope!

The Blue-scaled Kobold seems a bit over acting....

Ahmose runs around in a circle. Not a true circle, more like a freaky circle to pass through Thawm and ending in a Flank with Sir Tandyn.
Provoking AC 30 plus Blur

The Alchemist then reaches out gently to caress the dwarf!
Frigid Touch
Friendly Frosty Touch!, flank: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 294d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 6, 2) = 16 Plus Staggered 1 Round
Did you just piss yourself? I definitely smell urine. Anyone else smell pee? I've spent some time at many farms. That's what you smell like.

Ahmose watches as Thawm manipulates the smoke from the spreading (totally not any of his fault) fires by potentially blinding everyone.

He shrugs.
Will DC 18: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

Ahmose begins to panic! The Blurry Blue-scaled Kobold runs into the burning chamber (Expeditiously), even moving right pass the ugly bimoraks, perhaps, provoking an opportunity for repentance....or the other thing.
AC 30 Blur 20% miss

Screaming at the top of his lungs...
The books! The scrolls! Have you no decency man! Cayden a f*$&ing fire extinguisher would be great right now! Cecily is having a stroke!

The Alchemist absently tosses a Tanglefoot bomb at the dwarf!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 334d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 4, 5, 3) + 6 = 24 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

He shrugs.

Ahmose not so Subtlety Jones' blue eyes look admiringly at Nurah.
That's hot.

Ahmose peers through the legs of the taller folks at Jorah.
Stunt double?

Ahmose just stares at both Thawm and Cecily.
Ain't there more of these someplace? Perhaps one of them knows a good cobbler.

Ahmose raises an eye ridge at Sir Tandyn's evaluation of his current situation.
Ah...sure ...how about I also provide tactical positioning for you, Sir.

The sarcasm is tempered by the kobold's actually walking casually by the stupid fiend to wave at the Paladin from a Flanking position.

The Alchemist then casually (but Swiftly) takes out a vial of Holy Water and throws it in the Fiend's face!
Range Holy Water, throw anything: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 332d4 + 6 ⇒ (1, 1) + 6 = 8

Eat holy shit!

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly waits for the immediate ruckus to calm a bit. The Blue-scaled Kobold then casually walks into the chamber to
stand next to Nurah.
How you doing.

Grinning foolishly, the Alchemist absently tosses a Tanglefoot bomb at Red Pants babau!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (5) + 18 = 234d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 4, 2, 6) + 6 = 24 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

The Alchemist is a bit distracted so he forgot to wait for Sir Tandyn's involvement. He knows how much he enjoys fire....

Perception DC 32: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 19 = 25 (+4 Traps)

Ahmose looks at the wizard, as if he is having one of his spells at his mentioning of ambush.

The follower of Cayden Cailen smiles up at Thawm.
Feeling lucky punk?: 1d20 ⇒ 1

Ahmose suspiciously wakes up, prepares his extracts, elixirs, draughts and drinks a bunch of them!

Ready for the continued exploration of this Dungeon , the Alchemist feels confident that his abilities will be long lasting....

Ahmose then is seen eating a hearty breakfast and drinking copious amounts of ale to wash it down.
Praise to Cayden! Not dead yet!

Ahmose seems quite pleased with Dorek's expounding of social studies. The small Blue-scaled Kobold alchemist nods in appreciation of his words
Most folks see with their eyes only.

Ahmose tosses a quick swirl of liquor down as Dorek 's question.
I'm not even supposed to be here. Wasn't supposed to be muddling about with the Ironfangs neither. Probably find myself involved in some other war next...

Meanwhile while his company gather around a burnt like a barbeque brisket waiting for some delicious sweet, sweet barbeque sauce Cecily, the Blue Whisper begins rummaging through demon corpse pockets....
Taking 20 Perception+19 +4 traps

You look like Sir Tandyn after two fireballs hit him.

Ahmose belches.
Fort DC 18: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (20) + 14 = 34
Someone put a f*!&ing bag over its head, or something?

The Blue-scaled Kobold holds is nose, as he considers his options....

Frustrated by the uncooperative reach weapon wielding weirdos, the Alchemist decides to be helpful.

Begrudgingly sliding over behind Thawm, he takes out a Bear's endurance draught and tosses it at Cecily!
Cecily!

+4 Con for 8 minutes.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly watches the interlude between Cecily and the demon..
..

The Blue-scaled Kobold is seen wearing a green ball cap, and ticking off on a abacacas.

Neatly. Purposefully. Perhaps, petulantly. Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly rearranges his copious notes into his folder. Into his tunic. Tucked. Tidy. Tight.

The Alchemist then flips a bird to the Nabasu!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 204d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 2, 1, 3) + 6 = 17 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20