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Ahmose Subtlety Jones is seen with his mouth hanging open, his blue eyes staring at his company, and there seems to be a bit of a nervous tick in his left eye.....

Ahmose frowns.
Guess they don't make them like they used too...bummer.

The Alchemist begins to Search the chamber that was guarded so...
Perception : 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (16) + 19 = 35 (+4 Traps) Darkvision

Ahmose's blue eyes widen at the pounding the Wizard just took! Proud to be smarter, the Alchemist (safety first) decides to help him out.

The Alchemist then--Fast bombs--the other two Statues!
Aroden! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs, inspired : 1d20 + 17 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 17 - 2 + 2 = 314d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2, 6, 4) + 6 + 2 = 24 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Loner! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs, inspired : 1d20 + 17 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 17 - 2 + 2 = 224d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1, 4, 4) + 6 + 2 = 20 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

EDIT! Added Inspiration!

Ahmose casually saunters over to the benches. He then tosses a Tanglefoot bomb at Cecily's date!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 324d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 2, 1) + 6 = 16 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Ahmose's attention turns to the distressingly and disturbing dwavenl statues moving and shaking their fists at them....
Knowledge (arcana) (Int): 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

Ahmose's attention turns to the details of the chapel, as the small kobold tip toes to the dwarf statue, using it to hide behind as he views the rest of the chamber.
Stealth (Dex): 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (20) + 23 = 43
Perception (Wis): 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 22

Where the f@%@ did I go!

Knight Commander Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly peers over the sketchy drawn map provided by the unreliable agent in their employ. The superior strategist suggests surveys of the surrounding area especially the Chapel and the Dining Hall, establishing a secure parameter about the Sally's Forth....

Ahmose follows along as they traverse the now abandoned chambers of the keep to the previously barred, blocked, barriered front gate.
Oil and fire with a Wind Wall.

The Alchemist begins tinkering with the gates, mechanics, tech to unstuck it....

Ahmose absently flips the entangled asshat Cultists the bird, while sauntering over to the vine-loving Cecily, pouring out the contents of the vial in his hand.
Holy Water from Ahmose the Good!

Wait, wat!?

We won't be allowing any of that shananagins. Take your medicine.

The Alchemist then--Fast bombs--the Yellow pants wearing cultist and the one with the Falchion.
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs : 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 17 - 2 = 294d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 6, 6, 2) + 6 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs : 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 17 - 2 = 274d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 6, 2, 2) + 6 = 18 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

The brave, Courageous, affable Blue-scaled Kobold then yells over his shoulder.
How much longer will you guys be playing with them? Bombs don't grow on frickin trees, you know.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones shouts over his Blue-scaled shoulder.
I am trying to be Good! S#$! ain't f@##ing easy dealing with all these asshat Cultists! Stupid as s&*%!

The Alchemist turns his blue eyes to the for mentioned cultists. He grins innocently.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes the Red asshat cultist prior to rending his beliefs out of him!
Melee Bull's Strength Claw : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 301d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Confirm! Melee Bull's Strength Claw : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 241d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Melee Bull's Strength Claw : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 141d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Melee Bull's Strength Bite : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 171d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

The small Blue-scaled Kobold shrugs.
Good thing you're so Sticky! Don't worry about the red. Salt vinegar get that right out.

Ahmose watches the Fireball approach, getting bigger and bigger before blasting his neat hood off his head!
Reflex DC 15: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
Achew.

Grinning at the asshat Cultists not being normal, lame, unskilled, easy cannon fodder cultists, the Blue-scaled Kobold....

.... decides that luck sucks! He aims for the slightly burnt toast asshat cultist!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (18) + 17 = 354d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 5, 2) + 6 = 20 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20
We need them to Fail, so he can Tank.

The Alchemist then Strides right up next to the same burnt toast asshat cultist.
We got a problem here?

Ahmose turns around to see Nurah as a kobold.
Looking good there.

Hearing the noisy approach of the stupid asshat Cultists from across the chamber, the chuckling Alchemist decides to prepare a proper presentation of perfectly placed party favors!

The small Blue-scaled Kobold Strides 60' across the busy chamber (easily avoiding any possible retaliations) to squat between some rubble, waiting for the proper opportunity....

Trigger is cultists enters the chamber in his view

Readied Action! Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 244d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 4, 5, 6) + 6 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Ahmose Subtlety Jones begins singing....
Alley alley oxen free

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly watches as his company maneuver into the chamber most likely eliciting the attention of any demons, cultists, or even any Hall Monitor.

Nodding as Thawm's not so subtle blast of white light streaks out south of them, the Blue Whisperer Strides to, around, through, under across their crowded fireball positioning to take a spot among the rubble.

Swiftly taking a Vial of Holy Water from his belt with his tail, the Alchemist quickly mixes up a Tanglefoot bomb for openers!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 194d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 3, 5, 1) + 6 = 17 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Knowledge (Planes) (Int) DC 24: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28

F$#$ing Vrock!

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Sir Tandyn's suggested course of actions, as he smirks at his maid servant dressing him...
Thawm. You missed a button.

Ahmose sniffs.
Alchemist's don't get Prestidigitation!

He looks jealous like at the Wizard.....

Ahmose is seen rummaging through his pack, while smiling at Sir Stuck-A-Lot.
Be patient. I'm an alchemist. Lotsa stuff like vials, samples, bottles, spices, mixes, matches and even a tuff of hair from a sat..Sasquatch.

Finally (after 31 seconds), the happy Kobold holds a precious bottle of spirits. Seeing that Sir Tandyn's stickiness has resolved on its own, the Caydenite shrugs, pouring the liquid down his gullet!

Ahmose begins to laugh!
Cecily and Mimic sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.ing....

The small kobold Strides to within 10' of the What Happens in the Worldwound, Stays in the Worldwound party.

The extremely entertained Alchemist--Swiftly--retrieves an Alchemist's Fire and casually tosses it at Cecily's new boo....
Thrown Splash weapon with all the cool alchemist jazz, except zero entangled but burn so good instead : 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 18 + 2 = 381d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
plus 1d6 persistent 1 round

This is hot.

Dorek don't move!

The speedy Alchemist begins grabbing, pouring, mixing, dancing and singing, as he begins a Bomb factory!

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Fast Bombs, TWF, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 18 + 1 - 4 = 284d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 4, 5, 6) + 6 = 25 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Fast Bombs, TWF, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 18 + 1 - 4 = 324d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 4) + 6 = 18 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Fast Bombs, TWF, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 18 + 1 - 4 = 194d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 5) + 6 = 22 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

The small Blue-scaled Kobold seems pleased.

Surprise!

The confused kobold points at the metal rod on which hangs a magnificent banner depicting a sword before a sunburst is raised up in the hands of a statue of an armored woman to the north.
Does it look like that?

Ahmose's blue eyes peer suspiciously at the inner secret vault.
Are we looking for a sword or a banner?

The small Blue-scaled Kobold watches those searching, peering, prodding, bashing and slashing about the place.
I may have to agree with Thawm on this one, Sir Tandyn. Poor taste, really.

The Alchemist nods in agreement with Aroden's information.
Research is essential to optimal performance and reaching one's goals.

Ahmose then begins to get involved with the second secret chamber game!
Perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25 (+4 Traps)

Ahmose only sighs....

A guilty Alchemist begins to show Aroden his night time activities. He sheepishly pulls out a half dozen Holy Water flasks...
Good thinking...

Ahmose comes racing out from behind the curtain! The kobold is holding a dagger. He plunges it into the succubus' eye!
Got her! Well done everyone. Nobody else will be her sexual play toys today!

He winks at the apparently but who could have known deceived crusaders.
Not judging (except for maybe that bomb thing. Those two were definitely judged)...

He offers a clap on the back, a hearty thumbs up and Ahmose's attention turns to Nurah.
Boss? Huh.

Ahmose peeks from behind the curtain.
Wat!? Bad guys!?

Ahmose peeks out from behind the curtain just enough to giggle as the Alchemist delivers two Fast Bombs!
Hey Little Red Riding hood cultist! Catch!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 18 + 2 - 4 = 294d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 2, 2, 4) + 6 = 17 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Hey Yellow pants wearing cultist! Catch!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Aroden: 1d20 + 13 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 13 + 2 - 4 = 254d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 5, 6, 2) + 6 = 22 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Two-Weapon Fighting Feat

Two-Weapon Fighting rules

I bet you asshats aren't fire proof!

The Alchemist seems somewhat satisfied with the outcome of his Bomb.
She's immune to Fire, but at least I f%+#ed up her pretty dress!

Ahmose's seriously considering Force Bombs Discovery soon....

Ahmose shrugs at all the violence being perpetuated by his Good companions.
B*~&$es must be evil!

The Alchemist tosses a tangle foot bomb at the rather large miss!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 18 + 2 = 364d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 6, 5, 6) + 6 = 27 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

He the Hides behind the curtain.
Stealth (Dex), Blur: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (13) + 23 = 36

The short Blue-scaled Kobold peers curiously through the legs of his companions. Seeing the tallness of the Lady, the Alchemist giggles
Sir Tandyn better have help.

Ahmose's blue eyes do look at Dorek as the Rogue advances an important question for this strange situation....

The Blue Whisperer does not mind being better situated for the coming show.

He Stealthily Strides just between, around and under gaping folks into the chamber and under a pews....seeing as the path to his previously mentioned plan is cock block by not cultists, the Blue Whisper hides behind the curtain!
How F*+!ing cliche!

Stealth (Dex), Blur, Expeditious Retreat, mythic surge: 1d20 + 23 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 23 + (3) = 30
Speed 60'/30' Stealth

...he doesn't feel mythicily stealthy....

Ahmose's getting tipsy as they enter....

Knight Commander Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Aroden!
My reagents bow to your arcana in this environment. Sound strategy. Bring many scrolls of unseen servant to begin collection of that mound of treasure. Priority one is funding for the war effort.

The Blue-scaled Kobold spends the rest of the evening Brewing Potions and dreaming of a really big abacus....

Ahmose's morning cocktails!

Antitoxin
Anti plague
Mutagen (Dex)

Amplify Elixir (all extended)
Heightened Awareness, Heroism, Shield , Blur, Expeditious Retreat, Bears, Bulls, See Invisible

Plus Helpful homebrew (extended)
Shield , Blur, Expeditious Retreat, Bears, Bulls

All day
Heightened Awareness, Heroism, See Invisible

1 full dungeon
Shield , Blur, Expeditious Retreat, Bears, Bulls

Ahmose walks by Thawm, juggling some mysterious vials about into the air.
Blatantly irresponsible that is!

The juggling Alchemist retires to his tent for more dangerous experimentations.....

Ahmose, the Blue Whisper

Kobold (Dragon-Scaled Blue ) Alchemist (Trap Breaker) 8 / Brew Keeper 2

+8Hp
+9 Ranks
+2 Bg Ranks
+1 Fort
+1 Ref
+1 BaB

Ability Increases
Int

Discovery
Fast Bombs

Formula
1. Beastshape
2. Monstrous Physique

Automatic bonus progression
8th Armor attunement +1/+1, resistance +2, toughening +1, weapon attunement +1/+1

Ahmose just stands there watching the spontaneous flames sprout about Sir Tandyn.

The Alchemist points at Thawm's suggestion of taking the Keep after a hearty breakfast tomorrow morning.
Thawm your cloak is still smoldering.

Ahmose cheers along the massacre perpetrated by the Paladin of Iomedae! The small Blue-scaled Kobold pantomimes the proud performance of the Paladin's perfectly placed part in the play.
Easy money!

Ahmose watches the coming melee while eating popcorn perched on a post in the command tent.
Dem boys lookn guid. It's probably Dat bright shiny armor always blinding folks.

Ahmose just shrugs. The Alchemist heads back to camp unless something happens to catch his attention.....

Maybe both Cecily and Dorek could spit about the place a bit.

In another not quite a panic more like it can't hurt kinda way, Ahmose tosses his third Holy Water at Cecily!
Try to get some in your mouth.

Ahmose tosses a Holy Water at Dorek!
Just in case it bled on you! Ghost Cooties aren't nice.

+4 from Inspired courage and Inspiring sword! +2 damage!

bambalam? What the shadow monster is a bambalam?

Ahmose steps up to the mound. He straightens his cap, as he looks in for the sign. Shaking his head a few times, the Alchemist nods. Preparing his windup, he throws a slider at the Undead ghosty thing!

Range Holy Water!: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 222d4 + 5 ⇒ (2, 1) + 5 = 8 Holy S++* that hurts us damage!

Ahmose's hands each take out a Flask of Holy Water, while his tail swiftly mimics them....

Ahmose's blue eyes begin dancing about the place as if he is a bit nervous about something....
Will: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23