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Ahmose's blue eyes turn that same Wizard expression to the Paladin....

The Alchemist just stares at the Wizard with a suffering expression that only Alchemist have particular to Wizards....

Damn! She f$@#ed you up! Damn! Is that your actual Breastplate sticking out there? Damn! That blood fountain would attract a flock, warren, bunches of vampires. Damn! Tandyn, I think she likes you! That's how they do it in school.

The Alchemist (sporting a s@$@-eating grin) casually takes out a Tanglefoot bomb and blows the raging barbarian cultist a kiss!
1d6+2
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Aroden : 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 18 + 2 = 314d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 1, 4, 6) + 6 + 2 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly takes out his tools to Aid Dorek in his lock picking endeavors.
Looks like a mean one. Anyone else hear those heavy boot steps? Probably nothing to be concerned about.

The curious Alchemist does give the door and area a once over for traps...
Perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (10) + 18 = 28 (+4 Traps)

Disable Device (Dex)+23

A lonely, single, almost forgotten tear trolls down the kobold's Blue-scaled cheek, as his soft blue eyes gaze up fondly at Thawm.
What the f%+$! I haven't been included this whole s@#+ eating time! I went toe to claw with those asshat Cultists thinking I was safe! Crap! I may need to make an HR report....

The giggling kobold races out of the tent to join the others return to Drezen.....
All buffs current

Ahmose's blue eyes widen at the continued distrust of Nurah.
I thought we were past that?

While at the camp, the Alchemist gathers a few more Holy Water vials for the coming confrontation....
Adding 3 to his inventory at cost.

Ahmose begins to do deep knee bends.....

Taking a minute to brew True Strike elixir.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes the Wizard. The Alchemist stands as his guard....

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Nurah!

The Blue-scaled Kobold seems to have enjoyed the change of emotions, if only for a temporary entertainment enterprise.....
Everyone did great! It's better to express one's feelings so they don't become infected. Lesson of the Worldwound.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones absently Steps closer to the Black pants wearing asshat cultist. His reptilian head turned towards Cecily.

The Alchemist then turns his full attention on Black!
Melee Feral Mutagen(Dex), Bull's Strength Claw, inspired : 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (4) + 12 = 161d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8

Melee Feral Mutagen(Dex), Bull's Strength Claw, inspired : 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 201d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

Melee Feral Mutagen(Dex), Bull's Strength Bite, inspired : 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 221d6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

Ahmose decides to take out his aggressive instincts on the Red pants wearing asshat cultist!
Red. Good choice.

Melee Feral Mutagen(Dex), Bull's Strength Claw, flank: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 141d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Melee Feral Mutagen(Dex), Bull's Strength Claw, flank: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 211d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Melee Feral Mutagen(Dex), Bull's Strength Bite, flank: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 251d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Ahmose's blue eyes look at Sir Tandyn with contemptuous cause!
Will DC 15: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
+2 trait bonus on saving throws against charm and compulsion effects

Knowledge (Planes) (Int) DC 20: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (4) + 22 = 26

The bleeding blood pouring out of his two(!) new asshat cultist strikes!
This is not how it was drawn up!
Will DC 15: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
+2 trait bonus on saving throws against charm and compulsion effects

The Blue-scaled Kobold seems confused....

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Sir Tandyn as the Trio of Robinhoods are sighted.
Allow me to show you good Sir Tandyn. Operation Magnet is in effect.

The Alchemist then lazily Strides through the chamber (provoking from each), sticking his reptilian tongue out at each asshat cultist he passes to stand by the Black Asshat cultist.

The Blue-scaled Kobold lazily (but swiftly) takes out his Scale and reaches out to caress the Black Asshat Cultist!
Melee Touch: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 264d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 5, 1) = 12 Cold and staggered for 1 round
Frigid Touch

AC 30 and Blur

Ahmose's blue eyes look up at the folks discussing philosophy. The Alchemist grins.
I am down to enough materials for 4 bombs. Let's try to bunch folks up.

Ahmose turns to Sir Tandyn.
Pretend your pretty armor is a magnet.

The succubus has left the building. Exit stage left. She walked through the wall.

Ahmose waves at Nurah.

Ahmose's attention turns to the false Cary Ulwes.
To the pain then!

The Alchemist tosses a Tanglefoot bomb at the bad actor!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, inspired, hasted : 1d20 + 17 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 17 + 2 + 1 = 214d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 1) + 6 + 2 = 15 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Random square, splash weapon master +1 to the better: 1d8 ⇒ 6

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly watches the dialogue, discussion, discord delivered by doubtful dignitaries distinguished, or deceptive with aplomb....

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly brews up a Resist energy extract and drinks it!

Ahmose Subtlety Jones calmly awaits which direction is being taken, indicated, emailed out to the group....

If anyone still looks injured, the giddy alchemist would be throwing a Potion of Cure Light at them....

Unfortunately, Thawm seems to be well aware of such shananagins....

Ahmose's blue eyes look at the lone (entangled) demon with suspense.....

He turns to Nurah.
Makes one wonder where the other 3 went off to...

Delay

Ahmose's attention turns to the now quite distracted demons. The Alchemist maneuvers about, around, over, sidesteps, slide, baby slides into the crowded chamber.
Speed 60' counted squares as Difficult

Standing amid the rubble and ruins of this once good city, Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly directs a Tanglefoot Bomb at Pinky Demon!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, range 2nd, inspired: 1d20 + 18 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 18 - 1 + 1 = 374d6 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (5, 5, 1, 5) + 6 + 1 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

He then gives Dorek a Blue-scaled thumbs up!

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Cecily as she rushes into the chamber as bait.

The Alchemist decides to position himself advantageously inside the other doorway, using it and the rubble as Cover.
Stealth (Dex): 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (5) + 23 = 28

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly whistles innocently at Sir Tandyn's suggested challenge....

Ahmose peeks through the legs of the taller, in front of him folks at the quartet of brimoraks standing guard there, smoke rising from their hooves while flames dance across their drawn blades.
And me without my opera glasses.

The Alchemist begins to get many ideas that one could easily qualify as shananagins....
So....you want them here?

Ahmose falls in behind the Paladin and the Dragoness as they continue to traverse the corridors....

He probably isn't the one bouncing pebbles off the Paladin's armor... probably....not.... subtle....

Ahmose points at Aroden.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones is seen with his mouth hanging open, his blue eyes staring at his company, and there seems to be a bit of a nervous tick in his left eye.....

Ahmose frowns.
Guess they don't make them like they used too...bummer.

The Alchemist begins to Search the chamber that was guarded so...
Perception : 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (16) + 19 = 35 (+4 Traps) Darkvision

Ahmose's blue eyes widen at the pounding the Wizard just took! Proud to be smarter, the Alchemist (safety first) decides to help him out.

The Alchemist then--Fast bombs--the other two Statues!
Aroden! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs, inspired : 1d20 + 17 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 17 - 2 + 2 = 314d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2, 6, 4) + 6 + 2 = 24 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Loner! Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs, inspired : 1d20 + 17 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 17 - 2 + 2 = 224d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1, 4, 4) + 6 + 2 = 20 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

EDIT! Added Inspiration!

Ahmose casually saunters over to the benches. He then tosses a Tanglefoot bomb at Cecily's date!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 324d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 2, 1) + 6 = 16 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Ahmose's attention turns to the distressingly and disturbing dwavenl statues moving and shaking their fists at them....
Knowledge (arcana) (Int): 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28

Ahmose's attention turns to the details of the chapel, as the small kobold tip toes to the dwarf statue, using it to hide behind as he views the rest of the chamber.
Stealth (Dex): 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (20) + 23 = 43
Perception (Wis): 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 22

Where the f@$* did I go!

Knight Commander Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly peers over the sketchy drawn map provided by the unreliable agent in their employ. The superior strategist suggests surveys of the surrounding area especially the Chapel and the Dining Hall, establishing a secure parameter about the Sally's Forth....

Ahmose follows along as they traverse the now abandoned chambers of the keep to the previously barred, blocked, barriered front gate.
Oil and fire with a Wind Wall.

The Alchemist begins tinkering with the gates, mechanics, tech to unstuck it....

Ahmose absently flips the entangled asshat Cultists the bird, while sauntering over to the vine-loving Cecily, pouring out the contents of the vial in his hand.
Holy Water from Ahmose the Good!

Wait, wat!?

We won't be allowing any of that shananagins. Take your medicine.

The Alchemist then--Fast bombs--the Yellow pants wearing cultist and the one with the Falchion.
Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs : 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 17 - 2 = 294d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 6, 6, 2) + 6 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, fast Bombs : 1d20 + 17 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 17 - 2 = 274d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 6, 2, 2) + 6 = 18 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

The brave, Courageous, affable Blue-scaled Kobold then yells over his shoulder.
How much longer will you guys be playing with them? Bombs don't grow on frickin trees, you know.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones shouts over his Blue-scaled shoulder.
I am trying to be Good! S*~@ ain't f+~@ing easy dealing with all these asshat Cultists! Stupid as s*%$!

The Alchemist turns his blue eyes to the for mentioned cultists. He grins innocently.

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes the Red asshat cultist prior to rending his beliefs out of him!
Melee Bull's Strength Claw : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 301d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Confirm! Melee Bull's Strength Claw : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 241d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Melee Bull's Strength Claw : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 141d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Melee Bull's Strength Bite : 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 171d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

The small Blue-scaled Kobold shrugs.
Good thing you're so Sticky! Don't worry about the red. Salt vinegar get that right out.

Ahmose watches the Fireball approach, getting bigger and bigger before blasting his neat hood off his head!
Reflex DC 15: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
Achew.

Grinning at the asshat Cultists not being normal, lame, unskilled, easy cannon fodder cultists, the Blue-scaled Kobold....

.... decides that luck sucks! He aims for the slightly burnt toast asshat cultist!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (18) + 17 = 354d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 5, 2) + 6 = 20 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20
We need them to Fail, so he can Tank.

The Alchemist then Strides right up next to the same burnt toast asshat cultist.
We got a problem here?

Ahmose turns around to see Nurah as a kobold.
Looking good there.

Hearing the noisy approach of the stupid asshat Cultists from across the chamber, the chuckling Alchemist decides to prepare a proper presentation of perfectly placed party favors!

The small Blue-scaled Kobold Strides 60' across the busy chamber (easily avoiding any possible retaliations) to squat between some rubble, waiting for the proper opportunity....

Trigger is cultists enters the chamber in his view

Readied Action! Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 244d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 4, 5, 6) + 6 = 23 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Ahmose Subtlety Jones begins singing....
Alley alley oxen free

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly watches as his company maneuver into the chamber most likely eliciting the attention of any demons, cultists, or even any Hall Monitor.

Nodding as Thawm's not so subtle blast of white light streaks out south of them, the Blue Whisperer Strides to, around, through, under across their crowded fireball positioning to take a spot among the rubble.

Swiftly taking a Vial of Holy Water from his belt with his tail, the Alchemist quickly mixes up a Tanglefoot bomb for openers!
Range Tanglefoot Bombs: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (2) + 17 = 194d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 3, 5, 1) + 6 = 17 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Knowledge (Planes) (Int) DC 24: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28

F&+@ing Vrock!

Ahmose Subtlety Jones smartly salutes Sir Tandyn's suggested course of actions, as he smirks at his maid servant dressing him...
Thawm. You missed a button.

Ahmose sniffs.
Alchemist's don't get Prestidigitation!

He looks jealous like at the Wizard.....

Ahmose is seen rummaging through his pack, while smiling at Sir Stuck-A-Lot.
Be patient. I'm an alchemist. Lotsa stuff like vials, samples, bottles, spices, mixes, matches and even a tuff of hair from a sat..Sasquatch.

Finally (after 31 seconds), the happy Kobold holds a precious bottle of spirits. Seeing that Sir Tandyn's stickiness has resolved on its own, the Caydenite shrugs, pouring the liquid down his gullet!

Ahmose begins to laugh!
Cecily and Mimic sitting in a tree. K.I.S.S.ing....

The small kobold Strides to within 10' of the What Happens in the Worldwound, Stays in the Worldwound party.

The extremely entertained Alchemist--Swiftly--retrieves an Alchemist's Fire and casually tosses it at Cecily's new boo....
Thrown Splash weapon with all the cool alchemist jazz, except zero entangled but burn so good instead : 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 18 + 2 = 381d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
plus 1d6 persistent 1 round

This is hot.

Dorek don't move!

The speedy Alchemist begins grabbing, pouring, mixing, dancing and singing, as he begins a Bomb factory!

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Fast Bombs, TWF, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 18 + 1 - 4 = 284d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 4, 5, 6) + 6 = 25 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Fast Bombs, TWF, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 18 + 1 - 4 = 324d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 4) + 6 = 18 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

Range Tanglefoot Bombs, Fast Bombs, TWF, Aroden: 1d20 + 18 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 18 + 1 - 4 = 194d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 5) + 6 = 22 Fire Splash 10 Reflex DC 20

The small Blue-scaled Kobold seems pleased.

Surprise!

The confused kobold points at the metal rod on which hangs a magnificent banner depicting a sword before a sunburst is raised up in the hands of a statue of an armored woman to the north.
Does it look like that?