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Greenreaver (Alchemist)

AM FEELING...LUB? YEA AM FEELING LUB! ME AM LUB GREENREAVER! AM NO AM FELT DIS SINCE AM BARBARIAN!

AM NO FAN OF LOSS OF SOME SKILLTHINGIES, BUT IT AM MAKE SENSE.

AM LIKE GETTINK TWO ZERO TREEHUGGER SPELLS. AM USE DEM TO MAKE GOOD TASTING BRISTLE, MAGIC FANG, LONGSTRIDER, LOCKJAW. AM MAKE AMY STRONG! AM NO USE "brew potion" ANYWAYS.

ANY CLASS AM ABLE DIP AND GETTING ONE....TWO....FOU-THREE! NATURAL ATTACKS WITH DA FEERIAL MOOTAGEN! AM ABLE BE SELECTING 'EXTRA DISCOVERY' AT FIRST LEVEL DUE TO HAVING A DISCOVERY?

SNEAK STABBY BITEY EVERY EACH ROUND! AM JOYOUS! AM FRABJUOUS! AM NO LONGER DO TRICKSY THINGS AND AM GET SNEAK STABBY BITEY DAMAGE ALWAYS ALL THE TIME! AM ALWAYS HITTING WITH DA BITEY CLAWY, AM ALWAYS GETTING BEEG DAMAGE! AM NOT HAVE TO FLANKY OR USE JUICE OF GREATER NO-SEE-AMY. AM GETTING LESS DAMAGE DAN SNEAKYSTABBYBITEY BUT AM DOING MORE OFTEN MORE EASILY. AM SAD THAT IT'S ONLY ONCE PER ROUND. AM CAN NOW PREBUFF WITH YUMMY TREEHUGGER POTIONS INSTEAD OF AM USING JUICE OF GREATER NO-SEE-AMY.

AM GETTING LEBEL ONE SIX ABILITY AT LEVEL ZERO TWO? AND BETTER THAN STINKY ONE SIX TH LEBEL ABILITY? AM LOVE GREENREAVER! AM HUG IT FOREVER! IT REPLACE UNUSED ABILITY! AM HAPPY!

AM ABLE MAKE HAPPYROIDYSMASHY JUICE FASTAH? NO MORE HOUR SPENT POKING CHEMEEKALS? ABILITY AM LOWER MAIN BALANCING FACTOR?

<AMY sits in stunned silence for a minute>

AM GETTING FASTER AND MORE??? AM NEVER GO WITHOUT HAPPYROIDYSMASHY JUICE! AM DANCE!

AM MAKE HAPPYROIDYSMASHY JUICE IN SIX SECONDS! AM JUST SQUEEZE IT OUT? WHERE AM SQUEEZE IT OUT? AM SQUEEZE BADDIES AND AM GET HAPPYROIDYSMASHY JUICE? AM SUPER NEVER BE WITHOUT HAPPYROIDYSMASHY JUICE NOW!

ME AM LUB YOU GREENREAVER!

YOU AM MAKE MOST FEARSOME ABILITY OF ALCHY MORE BETTER STRONGER FASTER. AM HARDER TO BEAT AND AM GET RID OF NO USEFUL ABILITIES FOR TEH AWESOME.

ecw1701 wrote:

I think builds like AMY and even AM BARBARIAN are totally legit and admissible. For my money it actually enhances story telling and role playing; if the DM knows he has the Hulk in the party, create encounters where that's not enough. An enemy that can't be attacked (because it's the king). An enemy who can't be killed because they are non-corporeal, or a lich. Have the party attacked by an entire army, or split apart.

Playing an allcaps build tends to lead to problems both with the GM (who may not be prepared for such a character) and the other players (Who may not have powered them up to such a degree, and may feel left out of the fun if you do everything).

If everyone is making characters this stupidliculously broken and the GM knows and plans for it, then it's likely just fine.

Otherwise, I heartily heartily heartily recommend against allcaps builds.

My dearest friend Trinam speaks the trUTH HERE AND IF YOU AM PLAY BUILD AM TEAR YOU