AM SORCERER TOO's page

...picks at his scales to pass the time....

I hate shedding...

Hey, I'm back! Miss me. Some cosmic force stuck me in a cab in a city called Las Vegas. I collected fare for three months. But needless to say that's behind me. So what's going on?

The elderitch fever, the elderitch bronchitis, and the eldritch abcessed tooth.

No can do. My dragon ancestors have enchanted my phlegm and my bad tooth. I'll need an identify spell if I want to know what they can do.

The elderitch fever, the elderitch bronchitis, and the eldritch abcessed tooth.

I'm still here.

Real life is kicking my ass these last two weeks. I hope to habe something to post soon.

"A dung-filled cave. Where's the bear?"

Whistles something draconic to ease the time

Well.., finder's keepers I guess...

goes over and retrieves the eyes before Schism does

"So, what brings you to this place? If you seek the Amulet of Yendor, I noticed that somebody already appears to have taken that."

"My dragon-ancestors told me so. And as a bonus, I'm an authentic freak so nature."

OOH, Shinies!

I saw THEM first!

Nasty: Yeah that rosewater ain't doin nothin for that stench, although your breath is still minty fresh

AMS: You are able to grab a couple of candies before Nasty gnoshes them all down.

Anything else magical via detect magic?

Uh, don't forget about me. Unless there's nothing going on, I can bereally chrismatic and cast spell through my draconic bloodline.

breathes a syream of flame on one of the worms

I'll let you roll high damage.

Well, that was a relief.

Sorry about the silence on my part, i can appease my dragon ancestors and help with the group at the same time.

...Burble...

I need another sandwich.

consumes a turkey and spicy chicken submarine sandwich and his companion, the nasty orc go to work

Smacks the holy narrator

Fun? Fun!? I'm charismatic dammit!

It's an old family recipe made from the blood of an annointed dragon sorcerer, mixed with the purgery of soul magic and some chicken soup.

And no, on the tengu.

Knowledge: Alchemy 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34

After consulting his dragon ancestors including Devros, the Grand Dragon of Alchemy, Ghaalmostrod the Silver Talon of Healing, and Styx, the Wings of Enchantment, Am Too is able to synthesize a possible cure.

Dude, seriously. Get a serious character or leave.

No, I'm saying that Dragon's Blood is very magical in nature. An injection may purge the effects and return him to normal. Whatever that may be.

Potato bug?

We can add some dragon into the mix.

smashes clown with his quarterstaff

Shut up you.

I wonder if I could grow horns.

Self-experimentation, this shoud be interesting.

That doesn't look appatizing my orcish friend. Maybe one of my dragon ancestors can conjure food for you.

Just to let you know, I'll be leaving Vegas Wednesday or Thursday for a wedding in Chicago. Cake, gifts, and dragons, who could ask for more.

Now back to character.

Digs into his ear...

Not even a spade of colossal excavation could remove all this confounded build-up.

What I can use right now is one large dragon foot to punt this cheese guardian across this dungeon.

No more orc ranger? Who's gonna search for traps now?

Detect magic, read magic, then I read the tomestone.

Looks at Jenny, "eating binge?"

Detect magic too.

Maybe I can consult my dragon ancestors and they can endow me with some extraordinary sensory perception?

"Princes Of The Universe"

Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers,
And here we are, We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rules of your world,
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings,
I have no rival, No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,
Born to be kings, Princes of the universe,
Fighting and free, Got your world in my hand,
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe,
No man could understand. My power is in my own hand,
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, People talk about you,
People say you've had your day,
I'm a man that will go far,
Fly the moon and reach for the stars,
With my sword and head held high,
Got to pass the test first time - yeah,
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day,
But I can prove you wrong cos I'm right first time,
Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Watch this man fly,
Bring on the girls,
Here We are. Born to be kings. We're the princes of
the universe. Here we belong. Born to be kings,
Princes of the universe. Fighting and free,
Got the world in my hands. I'm here for your love,
And I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe.

I'm a just dragon-inherited sorcerer who sacrificed his family jewels for power. Just saying you know...

I'm full of charisma too.

I need to look at my class abilities again.

Hey, anything magical in there?

I'm not a creepy thing and never point your finger at me.

Stand clear everybody!

:::Snickers:::

"Now that sounds dirty."

Two arcane blasts and my enemy has fallen to his knees. I am awesome!

2 Arcane blasts at one target.

Fire one 1d20 + 4 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 10 = 23

Fire two 1d20 + 4 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 10 = 21

Ouch! 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 4) + 4 = 12

That's gotta STING! 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5, 3) + 4 = 12

Struts inside...

If you cleared the corridor, I may be able to incinerate the odor withoutcooking anyone else.