TELEPORT AM NO PROBLEM. AM NINJA AM WILLING TO WORK FOR FOLLOWING COMPENSATION. AM NINJA WANT 51 PERCENT OF EACH PLANE AND ENDLESS SUPPLY OF SCROLLS TO DO JOB WITH.
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AM NINJA AM RETURN AM MOST VERSATILE MARTIAL AM NINJA HAVE KI POOL, USE MAGIC DEVICE, QUICKENED GREATER INVISIBILITY, LOAD OF SKILLS SNEAK ATTACK AND HIDDEN MASTER. AM NINJA TARGET FLAT FOOTED ARMOR CLASS WITH TWIN WAKAZASHI, MONSTER AM LOSE DEX, EVEN IF HAVE UNCANNY DODGE. AM NINJA MAY NOT DEAL AS MUCH DAMAGE AS SECOND COUSIN AM BARBARIAN BUT AM NINJA AM UNDETECTABLE, HAVE LOAD OF SKILLS, ABLE TO DISSAPEAR ON A WHIM, AND KILL MOST FOES WITH TWIN AGILE WAKAZASHI. AM NINJA ALWAYS HAVE UTILITARIAN SCROLL OR WAND FOR JOB
SAMURAI COHORT NOT IN EXACT SAME LOCATION AS AM NINJA, SAMURAI COHORT AM SERVE AS DISTRACTION. KEEP CASTY PREOCCUPIED. SAMURAI COHORT AM ALSO FLANKING BUDDY IN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION WHERE NINJA AM DETECTED.
IF CASTY HAVE CLERIC COHORT, THAN NINJA AM HAVE SAMURAI COHORT. SAMURAI COHORT AM MOUNTED ON ROC MOUNT AND HAVE LANCE AND KATANA. SAMURAI COHORT AM CHALLENGE/LANCE/POUNCE OTHER CASTY. SAMURAI COHORT HAVE FEAT THAT ALLOWS POUNCE WHILE MOUNTED.
NINJA GHOST STEP THROUGH WALL AND STAB SILLY CASTY WHO TRY THAT TRICK, CASTY HAVE MAKE FORTITUDE SAVE TO NOT DIE, FORT SAVE AGAINST POISON, AND CONCENTRATION CHECK TO CAST. CASTY BECOME HELPLESS AND IMMOBILE.
BUT HOW DO YOU DETECT NINJA TO CAST THOSE SPELLS IN FIRST PLACE? IF NINJA AM NOT ABLE TO ENTER ANTIMAGIC FIELD, NINJA AM DISPEL ANTIMAGIC FIELD WITH DISPELLING ATTACK THROUGH KUSARI GAMA.
AM NINJA AM UNDETECTABLE, AM NO OFFICIAL COUNTER TO HIDDEN MASTER, HIDDEN MASTER ONLY COUNTERED BY DM FIAT. BUT DM FIAT COUNTER ANYTHING. AM NINJA AM ONLY BEATEN BY DM FIAT.
AM NINJA KILL WIZARD, WIZARD NO GET GATED BALORS, GATE TAKE HOUR TO CAST, NINJA KILL WIZARD WHILE WIZARD GATE BALORS, WIZARD AM AUTOMATICALLY FAIL CONCENTRATION CHECKS, SNEAK ATTACK DAMAGE AM HIGHER THAN WIZARDS CONCENTRATION CHECK. WIZARD AM ALSO TAKE STRENGTH DAMAGE, WIZARD AM DUMP STRENGTH, WIZARD STRENGTH AM DROP TO ZERO. ZERO STRENGTH WIZARD AM HELPLESS, WIZARD AM EFFECTIVELY DEAD.
AM NINJA AM UNDETECTABLE. BUT AM NINJA FIND WIZARD VIA SEE INVISIBILITY, WIZARD AM NOT HAVE CONCEALMENT AGAINST NINJA, WIZARD MAY NOT HIDE FROM NINJA, NINJA AM HIDE FROM WIZARD. EVEN SO, +40 FROM WIZARDS INVISIBILITY NOT APPLY, AND WIZARD TAKE -20 PENALTY TO STEALTH FOR SNIPING. NINJA AM HAVE +50SOMETHING PERCEPTION. STEALTH OF 40SOMETHING AM EASY FOR NINJA TO DETECT. BUT WIZARD HAVE NO COVER FROM NINJA AND THUS HAVE NO WAY TO HIDE. GREATER INVISIBILITY AM HAVE NOTHING COMPARED TO HIDDEN MASTER.
AM SORCERER AM JUST STUCK UP FLOOZY. AM BARBARIAN HAVE PICK UP WORSE. AM NINJA HAVE PICK UP WORSE. AM SORCERER SHOULD JUST STOP PUTTING ON ALL THAT MAKEUP. AM NINJA AM HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS DODGING CHILD SUPPORT AND STEALING IDENTITIES. AM NINJA HAVE AT LEAST 1 ILLEGITIMATE CHILD WITH EVERY WOMAN IN GOLARION.
AM NINJA AM NOT REVEAL SECRET.
How can you even detect where you are, if you can't be detected by any means? AM NINJA AM SELF, AM NOT NEED TO DETECT SELF, BECAUSE AM NINJA AM AM NINJA SELF. YOU AM NO NEED DETECT YOURSELF. WHY AM I NEED TO DETECT MYSELF. AM ONLY ONE WHO CAN DETECT HIMSELF. AM ALWAYS BEHIND SOMEONE.
CASTY AM DISTRACTED WHILE CASTING SPELL. AM NINJA AM KILL CASTY WHILE CASTY AM DISTRACTED. DISTRACTED AM EQUAL FLAT FOOTED. NINJA AM NEVER FLAT FOOTED.
AM NINJA AM JUST KILLED WIZARD. NINJA AM INVITE BARBARIAN TO GO TO TAVERN FOR DRINKS. WE AM PICK UP LADIES, YOUR WIFE AM DIVORCE YOU, YOU AM GET ALL FREE TIME YOU WISH. WE AM BECOME GREAT CASTY KILLING TEAM.
BUT BARBARIAN WANT SMASH MORE CASTYS... HOW ABOUT WE AM DOUBLE TEAM THIS CASTY AND PICK UP GIRLS IN TAVERN? CHEAT ON WIFE AND YOU AM GET DIVORCE. WITH AM DIVORCE, YOU AM FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WISH. EVEN KILL MORE CASTIES.
AM NINJA CAPSTONE AM MAKE AM NINJA COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE, EVEN TO MAGIC AND SPECIAL SENSORY POWERS. WIZARD SPELL AM NOT WORK. NINJA AM KILL WIZARD. NINJA AM WIN.
WHILE WIZARD FOCUS TOO MUCH ON AM BARBARIAN, SNIPING INVOKE -20 TO STEALTH, WAVE OF EXHAUSTION AM STILL SNIPING. AM NINJA ALWAYS INVISIBLE AND AM NINJA ALWAYS SEE INVISIBLE. INVISIBLE CASTY GAIN NO BENEFIT AGAINST AM NINJA AND NINJA KILL DISTRACTED WIZARD, CASTY DEAD. WIZARD AM HAVE CLONES? AM NINJA AM HAVE COUNTLESS DOPPLEGANGERS.
WHILE WIZARD AM FOCUSED ON AM BARBARIAN, AM NINJA SNEAKING INVISIBLY WHOLE TIME WHILE WIZARD DISTRACTED, AM NINJA AM SNEAK ATTACK WIZARD WITH TWIN WAKAZASHIS, IF AM NO WAY TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH, AM NINJA HAVE TWIN HIDDEN REPEATING MINI CROSSBOWS, AM MUCH COOLER THAN HIDDEN GUNS. HIDDEN MINI CROSSBOWS AM KILL WIZARD FROM ANY DISTANCE, BECAUSE AM NINJA HAVE ALL NINJA TRICKS, AND ALL ROGUE TALENTS, MEANING AM NINJA CAN SNEAK ATTACK FROM ANYWHERE.
AM NINJA AM SNEAK ATTACK FULL ATTACK CASTY WHILE CASTY SLEEPS. NINJA AM BARBARIAN'S SECOND COUSIN. NINJA AM ALWAYS INVISIBLE. IF WAKAZASHIS AND KUSARI GAMA NO WORK, AM NINJA AM USE HIDDEN CROSSBOWS. BECAUSE HIDDEN CROSSBOWS AM COOLER THAN HIDDEN GUNS.
*Takes 0 damage and hides invisibly*
AM NEVER TELL HOW MANY DOPPLEGANGERS AM HAVE, AM HAVE INFINITE. NOBODY AM ABLE TO FEND OFF INFINITE DOPPLEGANGERS.
What the power of letting everyone know you're there BY BEING AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!AM NINJA AM EXCELLENT NINJA BECAUSE AM NINJA PRETEND AM NINJA AM LOUSY, NO ONE EXPECT AM NINJA TRUE POWER BECAUSE THEY THINK AM NINJA LOUSY.AM NINJA NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT CASTY, AM NINJA AM UNDETECTABLE, AM NINJA KILL CASTY IN CASTY'S SLEEP.I'm sorry sir but you are a LOUSY ninja. THAT AM NOT ME, THAT AM MY DOPPLEGANGER FAR AWAY. AM KEEP SEVERAL.
Pfft, I have an Irish/Italian wife that I provoke for funsies, you're a character on a sheet of paper. Bring it on, I got a lighter. AM NINJA HAVE IMPROVED EVASION, AM NINJA AM FIREPROOF.
AM NINJA NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT CASTY, AM NINJA AM UNDETECTABLE, AM NINJA KILL CASTY IN CASTY'S SLEEP.I'm sorry sir but you are a LOUSY ninja. AM NINJA AM EXCELLENT NINJA BECAUSE AM NINJA PRETEND AM NINJA AM LOUSY, NO ONE EXPECT AM NINJA TRUE POWER BECAUSE THEY THINK AM NINJA LOUSY.
NINJA AM SNEAK ATTACK ABRAHAM SPALDING *AM NINJA SNEAK ATTACKS ABRAHAM SPALDING AND KILLS HIM, BUT DOESN'T APPEAR*
ALARM FUNCTION AS MAGIC TRAP, AM NINJA ABLE TO SNEAK ATTACK ALARM BECAUSE ALARM AM MAGIC TRAP. TRAP AM ALWAYS FLAT FOOTED, TRAP COUNT AS CONSTRUCT, CONSTRUCT AM SNEAK ATTACKABLE.traps would be objects OBJECT AM CONSTRUCT, CONSTRUCT AM SNEAK ATTACKABLE. CONSTRUCT AM ARTIFICIAL, OBJECT AM ARTIFICIAL, THUS OBJECT AM CONSTRUCT. IF THAT NOT WORK, NINJA HAVE ALREADY TRADE AWAY POISON USE TO GET BACK TRAPFINDING.
AM NINJA INVISIBLE, AM NINJA NOT BE SEEN BY ALARM, AM NINJA AM SNEAK ATTACK ALARM FROM OUTSIDE WITH KUSARI GAMA. AM NINJA CAN TRY 6 TIMES PER ROUND, MUCH BETTER THAN TRAPFINDING. ALARM AM ALWAYS FLAT FOOTED.why are spells vulnerable to sneak attack? ALARM FUNCTION AS MAGIC TRAP, AM NINJA ABLE TO SNEAK ATTACK ALARM BECAUSE ALARM AM MAGIC TRAP. TRAP AM ALWAYS FLAT FOOTED, TRAP COUNT AS CONSTRUCT, CONSTRUCT AM SNEAK ATTACKABLE.
NINJA AM AUTOMATICALLY NOTICE ALARM BY BEING WITHIN 10 FEET OF OUTER EMENATION, AM NINJA AM USE DISPELLING ATTACK, ALARM DISABLED. AM NINJA AM CARRY +5 KUSARI GAMA FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE. ALARM NOT GO OFF. ALARM DISPELLED, CASTY NO GET WAKEY.DISPELLING ATTACK REQUIRE SUCCESSFUL SNEAK ATTACK. WHY NOT JUST DISABLE DEVICE? OR DISPEL MAGIC NORMAL? OR JUST LIKE... DISABLE DEVICE? NINJA HAVE TRAPFINDING, RIGHT? AM NINJA INVISIBLE, AM NINJA NOT BE SEEN BY ALARM, AM NINJA AM SNEAK ATTACK ALARM FROM OUTSIDE WITH KUSARI GAMA. AM NINJA CAN TRY 6 TIMES PER ROUND, MUCH BETTER THAN TRAPFINDING. ALARM AM ALWAYS FLAT FOOTED.
AM NINJA NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT CASTY, AM NINJA AM UNDETECTABLE, AM NINJA KILL CASTY IN CASTY'S SLEEP.
NINJA AM AUTOMATICALLY NOTICE ALARM BY BEING WITHIN 10 FEET OF OUTER EMENATION, AM NINJA AM USE DISPELLING ATTACK, ALARM DISABLED. AM NINJA AM CARRY +5 KUSARI GAMA FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE. ALARM NOT GO OFF. ALARM DISPELLED, CASTY NO GET WAKEY.
AM NINJA DISABLE ALARM, ALARM AM MAGIC TRAP, MAGIC TRAP AM TECHNICALLY TRAP, NINJA AM DISABLE TRAP. BUT EITHER WAY, ALARM REQUIRE VISIBLE TARGET, AM NINJA ALWAYS INVISIBLE, AM NINJA ALWAYS INAUDIBLE, TRAP NO DETECT AM NINJA. CASTY NO WAKEY. CASTY DIE BY AM NINJA TWIN WAKAZASHI. AM NINJA AM WIN INITIATIVE. AM NINJA ALSO HAVE DISPELLING ATTACK.
AM NINJA ALWAYS INVISIBLE, AM NINJA ALWAYS SEE INVISIBLE. AND NINJA HAVE OWN WAY TO FLY. AM NINJA AM SNEAK UP ON SLEEPING CASTY AND SLIT THROAT WITH TWIN WAKAZASHI OF DOOM! CASTY AM DIE SILENTLY BEFORE AM NINJA SNEAK OUT SILENTLY. AM NINJA ALWAYS MIND BLANKED.
my eccentricy is like the life blood of these boards. if it weren't for my "creepy" posts, nobody would come to these boards. i got people flocking to various other online communities, just be being the "creepy" case of insanity i am. my characters are indeed odd, yet interesting. Kira Moonsong, unfortunately got critted for triple her maximum health by an elder earth elemental a year before 4th edition was released. her body turned to powder by the force. 3.5 edition was the system, sorcerers had d4s and no class features, everyone had fewer feats, toughness was worthless, and the elemental critted after power attacking for every point of base attack bonus he had. which was like 20 something and kira had health in the low 30s. she was fully buffed with mirror image, shield, a twighlight mithril shirt and various other defenses. the thing got so darn lucky. twas like it was fudged.
*Tears off False Human Guise like a wolf ravenously tearing a steak* "I Am Ss'rr'ff'ss'gg'tt'cc, servant of Lamashtu, you puny humans shall bow before your new master. and bring all your attractive female human virgin youths to me. so that i may convert each one to my service." |