Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Typical Sweden, get everyone drunk then loot and pillage:-)
Last time I went to Ikea, somebody stole all my livestock.
And then there was the time ABBA scuttled all my ships.
waitaminute.
looks at ikea furniture
looks at empty space where chickens and goats were once kept
IKEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh jeez, awkward conversation time!
I'm sorry, they were just sitting there clucking away, if.. if you want them back it's gonna take awhile, otherwise I think I gotta beak or a foot lying around here somewhere...