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Woof!

DOG!?! WHERE!?! *sees own tail* Grrrr there he is. ARF ARF ARF!!! *chases tail until gets dizzy and falls over*

VENTNOR!!!! ARF!!!ARF!!!ARF!!!

SQUIRREL!!!!

*Puke attack*

Ohhh tasty!

*Darts off to kill a dog*

What's that now?

SQUIRREL!?!

ARF!

*tucks tail and runs* YIP YIP YIP YIP!!!

BEAR!!!! ARF ARF ARF!!!

*hikes leg on Belphegor*

*spins around three times and poops*

SQUIRREL!!!

WHAT? WHERE? ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!!

Did someone say treats?

*cocks head to the side*

Cats everywhere..... ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!

I'm sorry I ate your house shoes and peed on your bed.

Wait there's a game going on? Does it involve ball? I LOVE BALL!!! BALL IS MY FAVORITE THING!!! GIVE ME THE BALL GIVE ME THE BALL!!!!

KenderKin is...wait what was I here for...SQUIRREL!!!

You are a disgrace to the corps.

What's that? I didn't here you I was too busy rolling around in a cow pattie I found.

*jumping and spinning*

Stick stick stick stick stick STICK STICK STICKSTICK!!!!

POOP POOPPOOPPOOP POOP POOP POOP! PROOPY PROOPY PROOP! PROOP!

PRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

PRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

PROOPY PROOP POOPPOOPPOOP PARPY POOPY PARP! PARP! POOP!

AAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SMURF!!!!! BARK! BARK! WOOF!

Big fish! Not sure if I should bark at it or pee on it... I'll do both.

I like smelling stuff! *runs in a tight circle sniffing the air*

I'm hungry...hey what's that, Ima go sniff that...oooh what's that, Ima go pee on that...anybody hear that noise...BARK!!! BARK!!!! BARK!!!

You seem to be searching for a squirrel.

Would you like some help with that?

Which way did he go George? Which way did he go?

Squirrel?

What!?! Where!?! *runs wildly back and fourth*

Where's tha squirrel?
Where's tha squirrel?

CAT!!!! ARF!!!ARF!!!ARF!!!

*farts* *turns around and starts barking* WOOF!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!!

WOOF!

*Drops* *starts rolling around*

*too busy digging random holes to notice what's going on*

I suddenly feel like I am in a commercial for a new movie...

Thought so!

That looks like a good movie. I wanna....CAR!!!! BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!!

Hello big dog I'm...(looks over shoulder) I'm ADD....(looks over shoulder) I'm AD...(looks over shoulder) (growls) (starts chasing tail)

DOG!!!! Let the butt sniffing commence.

TREE!!!! *hikes leg*

BIRD!!!! BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!!!

Poog is banned because.... SQUIRREL!!! BARK!!!!! BARK!!!! BARK!!!! BARK!!!!!!

Bird!

(Jumps onto and shanks the duck/seagul)

SQUIRREL!