
| Full Name |
He Who Must Not Be Allowed To Post |
| Race |
Not right now, I feel nauseous |
| Classes/Levels |
Rabble Rouser 15 |
| Gender |
male |
| Special Abilities |
Induce outrage, Projectile Hurling |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Sploortch |
| Location |
The Porcelain Throne, a unique and hidden demi-plane |
| Languages |
drunken-slur |
| Occupation |
Sacred Guardian of the Off-Topic Section |
| Strength |
18 |
| Dexterity |
17 |
| Constitution |
8 |
| Intelligence |
15 |
| Wisdom |
14 |
| Charisma |
13 |
About Vomit Guy
All I ever wanted to do was bring joy, laughter, and something resembling pea-soup to the world. Is that so wrong?
I still miss the other sections of the board, and often look upon them with something akin to longing. I used to visit them on occasion, just to try and inject a little humor (so to speak) into threads that were starting to turn nasty. Unfortunately, I accrued some followers who then got out of hand. Then some whiny little baby sent in a complaint, and - BAM, I'm confined to the Off-Topic Section. There was also some lame note about me not being funny.
sigh
It ain't easy being me.