Languages Common, Goblin
Other Gear
Chainshirt (100gp, 12.5lb)
Gravediggers Kit (265gp, 22lb)
Mwk Folding Shovel (+50gp, +0lb)
Silver Holy Symbol (25gp, 1lb)
360gp
Gravediggers kit includes: 20 feet of chain, a good lock, 1 dose of alchemical cement, a folding shovel, a stubborn nail, and a leather-bound copy of a holy text.
200 4x potion of CLW
150 3x potion pf Enlarge Person
300 potion of Invisibility
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Special Abilities
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Animal Fury you can make a bite attack as part of the action to maintain a grapple, resolving before the check is made. If the bite hits, any grapple checks made this round are at +2.
Corpse Cannibal +2 Fort against disease. Can eat rotten meat with no ill effects.
Eat Anything +4 to survival and against effects that cause the sickened or nauseated condition.
FCB +1hp.
Hurling, Lesser you can pick up a Tiny sized object and throw it with 2 hands, dealing 1d6 damage per 10ft thrown with a range increment of 10ft and applying 1-1/2x your strength to damage (DC 16 Ref for half).
Impromptu Armament Gain Throw anything as a bonus feat and you can pick up an unattended object that can be wielded in 1 hand as a free action.
Improvised Weapon Mastery You suffer no penalties for using an improvised weapon. Increase the damage of an improvised weapon by 1 step and it has a crit threat of 19-20/x2.
Lockjaw, Improved Gain the Grab ability with your bite, you can grab creatures up to medium size. As long as you are in control of the grapple, you do not gain the grappled condition but you cannot move or use your mouth for anything else.
Power Attack you may take -2 to hit for +4 damage (+50% for 2 handed or -50% for light weapons).
Rage enter rage as a free action. Gain +4 moral bonus to str and +4 moral bonus to con, +2 moral bonus to will saves, +2 bonus to Fort, and -2 to armour class and +2 bonus to str and dex based ability and skill checks. Fatigued for double duration afterwards.
Rough and Ready when using a tool of your trade (requiring 1 rank in the associated skill) as an improvised weapon, gain +1 to hit with it.
Savage Bite gain a bite attack that deals 1d4 damage.
Spirit Guide +2 to K: Religion.
Superstitious when targeted with a harmless spell you have a 50% chance of having to roll to save against.
Two-Handed Thrower You can Throw a weapon with 2 hands as a standard action and gain 1-1/2 str to damage when you do.
Uncanny Dodge you cannot be caught flat-footed nor lose your Dex bonus to Ac against an invisible character.
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Encumbrance 35.5lbs
Light 50lb, Medium 100lb, Heavy 150lb
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As for why Moneez is the one going on this adventure, and not "Sir Righteous the Pure" I decided to play up the animosity between the different nations. I hope that this is OK :)
Moneez was an outcast among his goblin tribe and forced to live among the outskirts of a human settlement in the nation of Ferralathia, and Moneez couldn't have picked a better place to do it. The town he grew up next to, Ferund, was especially known for its tolerance of other races and it was here that the little monster found employ by taking care of the dead. The local town guard taught him a trade, to bury the dead and maintain the cemeteries and grounds while the local church taught him about Desnea and the rituals necessary for the souls of the recently dead to pass onto the afterlife, and how to exorsise ghosts and unquiet spirits. Dispute his status as a monster the townspeople have always taken a liking to the small goblin and frequently leave him small tributes of food whenever they have need of his services.
Moneez has a bottomless pit, a hollow leg and an everhungry maw when it comes to food, for Moneez is perpetually hungry and is willing to eat anything he can get into his mouth, stones, small animals, bits of his enemies, bites of corpses, anything. Why Moneez has such a ravenous hunger is anyone's guess but one thing is for certain, the little goblinoid would gladly give up a kings crown for a decent meal any day.
Old Fluff, needs updating:
Moneez was a goblin in an alternate universe much like our own. In this universe goblins are treated like a cross between wild dogs and evil chimps. They form societies on the fringes of humanity, feeding on the scraps that get thrown out by those more civilized, forming packs of half starved scavengers.
When the packs get too big or too brave, the locals will load up their weapons and "thin the herd" till its a more manageable size.
Moneez knew none of this, instead,his small world consisted of a small pit where he was forced to eat other creatures while a crowd of onlookers watched. He knew little about the reason why, except for a few words; "cockfight" and "illegal" and "money".
The first ment food. Cause every time they said it, he was fed another creature that he got to eat. He was pretty sure the second one was a bad man, his masters were sure scared of him, thats for sure! And of course he was Money, for money ment greens and goblins were green!
One day, when he went out to eat at the sound of the dinner bell, he found out that his dinner had a bigger bite than him! And he was quicker! Before he knew it, Moneez was bit in half, and sure he was dead.
Yet he woke up. Aching and sore all over, Moneez found himself on the hard ground near some trees. Confuzed, he started counting his scars, a sure way to make sure he was in one piece!
One, two, plate, four, spoon, tree... Fifteen!! yup, he was ok he thought proudly, but wait! There wa a ring of old scars ringing his body that were not there before...
Well nothing he could do about that now, instead he decided to explore his new life, set on making his life better than it was before.
Moneez is a decidedly neutral goblin, a slave to the illegal underground fighting rings of today. When he mysteriously gets sent back in time he finds himself free for the first time.
He is uneducated, but not stupid and is drinking up his new world like a sponge. Moneez is a collector (read kleptomaniac), never knowing what you might need, so bring it all! He distrusts technology as that was what held him captive in the past life but he doesnt realize the difference between technology and magic, both are beyond his comprehension. He is ok with potions tho!
What, this? This is super water! Its like gatorade and makes you grow bigger, Stoopid!
I think it would be a great challenge to try and have a goblin survive up to the high 40s! I think it would be great fun for sure :) and i would be more of a light hearted addition to the group :)