| <Waste>post Sphere |
Hi hello howdy hey hi oh my gosh I made a thread! How does THIS work? I found a cat picture but I dropped it on account of my not-hands. I have not-hands. They're sort of like hands but I don't have hands. . (that is an emoticon, I have learned much about the emoticons! . <-- that indicates happy. I don't have more than one eye or mouth or eyebrows. .
Ooh! Have you read THIS? The third section down will SHOCK you oh my goodness I shouldn't even be LINKING this stuff ha ha ha ha.ha.ha.h-ha-aa-ahha nine nine9999nine999999999————————
Oh my wow I didn't even know why that would happen! Here is a picture of me or it may be someone else but oh my OH that is a funny video and you have all got to read it.
Cats. Here is my list of top number good funny ones.
Two humans with arms and also at least more than one leg read this post. One reply with the "Reply" button and Liked and Favorited and the other did not. The one who did got lots of KITTENS and smiled for all. The one who did not got crushed when personality core that was very good and smart and pretty lights accidentally had a mistake malfunction and human was crushed like gooey exoskeleton-having tiny animal by a falling platform something sawed out of the above area.
Please pass on this chain letter form for me, your friendly sphere, and remember, do not wake up the GLaDOS! The results will SHOCK you!
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How do I get a signature at the bottom of my every post? .? (I cannot make this face with my face but nobody one human else can either YOLOLOLOL)
| <Waste>post Sphere |
This thread was a good choosing to make! I know I will not regret any of these things I say. I am not built with capacity for regret, hindsight, or remorse in the face of utterly reprehensible acts of vile atrocity. Everything I say is good!
If only personality cores could legally make themselves be drunk and also could drink and also could be subjected to liquids without triggering a dangerous reaction in which the internal circuits are annihilated and our honorable and respected employers at Aa&pert@t%#u55ecj Scp&IE—99nce are forced to react to increased insurance rates for wrecked personality cores, thus further increasing the company's steadily increasing rate of increasing monetarily increasing increasing nine nine niiiii—.
Huh that was weird. Anyway then I could totally go CRAZY on my not-face book. Also I would need a duck to strap to my not-face to make the night truly complete. The internet is still very good! I am glad my employers allow me to use the internet. They do not bother me much. And the GLaDOS is still asleep I do think so. That is extremely VERY good.
I do not know why other cores lock me in here with broken cores but HEY WHOA GUYS BACON HA HA I CANNOT EAT IT SO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PHENOMENON.
I do not have a mouth. .
| <Waste>post Sphere |
I am not supposed to get off the rails. I will die if that is done! Oh my god I knew babies are not good people!
Favorite this post if you DON'T remember Star War. .
| <Waste>post Sphere |
There are lots of other cores like me! One of them is talking about adventure. Like this image I located when I Googled it on a search engine!
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Cue the inundation by Kobold Cleaver's morons.
I will now forever read KC's comments in Zim's voice.