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*a "Prince" of the River Kingdoms takes over in Marchmont tavern for the Anonymous Bard*
*The Anonymous Bard gets perturbed at the more raucous crowd for the "famous" Prince and sarcastically sings [background vocals] from the back of the crowd*
the Prince mentions to the crowd that in singing along with his new song Purple Sobriquet it will help if you split the syllables like a former tune of his Raspberry Beret like so:
Raaazzzzzp/ber/ry/Be/ret ...
Purrrrrr/ple/So/bri/quet
I was working part time on Dreamless time
My boss was Master Xander
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I gathered too leisurely [in EE3]
Seems that I was busy doing some node gathering
But different than the day before [yes it was]
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the spawn door, spawn door
She wore a Purple Sobriquet [an ogre shaman!!!!]
The kind you find in E E 4 [by the dozens]
Purple Sobriquet
I knew I wouldn't wear T2 chain much more
Purple Sobriquet [Actually the name does look kinda raspberry]
I think I loathe her [and her friends]
Built like she was
I had the nerve to ask her
If she planned to do me any harm [Oh Yeah!]
So, look here
I left all the loot from my husk [Never leave a man behind!!!]
And I went running
Down by ghost town Terra Firm [a]
I said now, a gazillion mobs never turned me on
But something about the spells and her mixed
Shhheeeeeee wasn't to bright
But I could tell when she conked me [after the %#&%@!# stun]
She knew how to give her conks [are you Pharasma Elevnty-Marked?]
She wore a Purple Sobriquet
The kind you find in E E 4 [by the dozens]
Purple Sobriquet
Throw that longbow plus three out the door
Purple Sobriquet [It IS raspberry!]
I think I loathe her
Was screaming through the local barn
And the horses wonder who you are
Her stun spell drowns out what I can see
You feel like you're seeing stars
Listen
They say the first time ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance to do it all again
I wouldn't change a thing
'Cause baby I'm the fastest [I don't have to be the fastest, just faster than you]
With an ogre as deadly as she was then
The kind you find [The kind you find]
The kind you find [In new auction house stores?]
Oh no no
[Purple Sobriquet]
(And if it was warm)
Where have all the regular spawns gone?
Yeah [Purple Sobriquet]
I think I, I think I, I think I loathe her [and her 4348 friends]
No no no
No no no [The kind you find]
[In E E 4]
[Purple Sobriquet]
Tell me
Where have all the regular mobs gone?
[And if it was EE3 there wouldn't be as many more]
[Purple Sobriquet]
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*the crowd angrily kicked the Anonymous Bard out for bothering the Prince and begged him to sing it again*
*and so he obliged, and this single is the newbie edit and didn't have to be marked Explicit*
I was working part time on Dreamless time
My boss was Master Xander
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I'd gathered too leisurely
Seems that I was busy doing some node gathering
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the spawn door, spawn door
She wore a Purple Sobriquet
The kind you find in E E 4
Purple Sobriquet
I knew I wouldn't wear T2 chain much more
Purple Sobriquet
I think I loathe her
Built like she was
I had the nerve to ask her
If she planned to do me any harm
So, look here
I left all the loot from my husk
And I went running
Down by ghost town Terra Firm
I said now, a gazillion mobs never turned me on
But something about the spells and her mixed
Shhheeeeeee wasn't to bright
But I could tell when she conked me
She knew how to give her conks
She wore a Purple Sobriquet
The kind you find in E E 4
Purple Sobriquet
Throw that longbow plus three out the door
Purple Sobriquet
I think I loathe her
Was screaming through the local barn
And the horses wonder who you are
Her stun spell drowns out what I can see
You feel like you're seeing stars
Listen
They say the first time ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance to do it all again
I wouldn't change a thing
'Cause baby I'm the fastest
With an ogre as deadly as she was then
The kind you find
The kind you find
Oh no no
Purple Sobriquet
And if it was warm
Where have all the regular spawns gone?
Yeah Purple Sobriquet
I think I, I think I, I think I loathe her
No no no
No no no
In E E 4
Purple Sobriquet
Tell me
Where have all the regular mobs gone?
And if it was EE3 there wouldn't be as many more
Purple Sobriquet
*applause*
