RPGSS Mad-Libs!

[Azouth]

spell #3 time stop

[KidDangerous]

Noun: Paintbrush

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Number: 4

[Brigg]

Need a verb and one more noun...One person can give me both.

[Kiel Howell]

Verb: Enervate

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Noun: Lily

[Brigg]

And here we are!!!

Blonde Banana
Aura moderate ZZTooLazy; CL 10th
Slot none; Price 10,000 gp Weight 2 lb.
Description

Static ferengi studs pepper the finicky surface of this +42 leshy-bane paperweight; which doubles as a staff. Embracing a target’s nostril with the weapon completely suppresses that target’s Perform (oratory) skill for 4 minutes.

Enervating a paintbrush while holding the Blonde Banana grants the wielder the Sacred Geometry feat as long as any target still has its Perform (oratory) suppressed.

The Blonde Banana grants use of the following spells:

Snapdragon Fireworks (1 charge)
Black Tentacles (1 charge)
Time Stop (1 charge)

Pulsating while casting any of these spells has a 10% chance of a lily appearing and teleporting the owner of the banana to your living room.

Construction
Requirements Craft Banana Staff, all the necessary spells (=P); Cost 5,025 gp because reasons.

[Isaac Volynskiy]

It's like the boxbot of staves.

Would you mind if other people made Madlib topics? I'd give it a go from the other side later tonight.

[Brigg]

Someone else will need to take over. I won't be able to adequately bring the laughs using only my phone, and I'm off work until Monday. x.x

I can contribute words, but I won't be able to make the full item post, that would be a nightmare to do on my phone.

Also, when "Perform (oratory)" showed up after "Nostril" was chosen as the body part, I absolutely lost it at how appropriate it was.

[JJ Jordan]

Brigg wrote:

ALl right, I'm missing:

Number
Verb
Noun
Spell
Noun

Number: Over 9,000

[Lightminder]

Thanks for stepping in Petty Alchemy

Can I throw in a noun in advance?
Stomach Pump

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Wasn't sure if I should make a new topic or continue from here. Here's what I need:

Noun1: Stomach Pump
Noun2
Noun3
Liquid1
Race1
Class1
Verb1
School of Magic1
Verb2
Adjective1
Noun4
Adverb1
Gerund1 (Verb ending in –ing)
Spell1
Adjective2
Noun5
Number1

It'd make life easier if you keep the number in your submission.

[Azouth]

race 1 pixie

[BLUKnight]

Noun 3 spork

[Maria Smolina]

Liquid1: Liquid Ice.

[Wren Brown]

Race: Snvifli...Snuffleluf...Sniffle-Verbatim.

I can never spell that correctly.

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Laik wrote:

Liquid1: Liquid Ice.

Are we talking water, or the energy drink (which I did not know existed until I googled it).

[Wren Brown]

Petty Alchemy wrote:

Laik wrote:

Liquid1: Liquid Ice.

Are we talking water, or the energy drink (which I did not know existed until I googled it).

I think they mean the alchemical item from adventurer's armory! :P

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Gotcha. By the way, Azouth beat you to the race.

[Wren Brown]

awww, he went out of order!

okay class: Anti-Paladin

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Alright, to recap what's still needed:

Noun2
Verb1
School of Magic 1
Verb2
Adjective1
Noun4
Adverb1
Gerund1 (Verb ending in –ing)
Spell1
Adjective2
Noun5
Number1

[KidDangerous]

Verb 1: extrapolate

[Kris Newton]

Noun 2: pedicure

[Wren Brown]

Gerund1: Vexing

[I'M INCREDIBLE!]

School of Magic 1: Procrastination (I am a wizard at it, so it must be a school, right?)

[Dana Huber]

Spell 1:

Slightly risque:

Bigby's Wanking Hand

If that's not kosher: Spell 1: Whispering Wind

[Lightminder]

Adverb : Pseudo-chiropractically

[Eric Morton]

I would up-vote these over several of the items I've seen this year.

[Eric Morton]

Oh, and...

Number: pi

[Anthony Adam]

Eric Morton wrote:

Oh, and...

Number: pi

Darn you, I was going to put "the golden ratio" ;)

[Azouth]

Anthony Adam wrote:

Eric Morton wrote:

Oh, and...

Number: pi

Darn you, I was going to put "the golden ratio" ;)

There is a whole move about pi. That's what the life of pi was about, right?

[Isaac Volynskiy]

If I was gonna say some things aren't kosher, I should've said it a long time ago. This item is your collective fault.

Still need:

Verb2
Adjective1
Noun4
Adjective2
Noun5

I'm off to work, so the item will be done either during my lunch break, or the evening.

[Feros]

Verb2: Bounces

[Azouth]

Noun 4 tea set

[Kalervo Oikarinen]

Noun #5 moustache

[Azouth]

Adjective 1 famous

[Kris Newton]

Adjective #2: IP-infringing

[Isaac Volynskiy]

I'll have it up in the evening, I saved the madlib on my desktop.

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Stomach Pump’s Pedicure
Aura moderate evocation; CL 10th
Slot ring; Price 20,000 gp; Weight -

Description
This ring is made of transparent spork. The inside is hollowed, and filled with pristine liquid ice. It is favored by pixie antipaladins, because it helps them extrapolate.

While wearing this ring, the wearer is immune to Procrastination magic. Whenever the wearer would be affected by a spell of that school, instead the magic is bounced into famous tea sets.

If the wearer is both Raging and pseudo-chiropractically vexing, the ring can be activated as a swift action to create the effects of Bigby's wanking hand, targeting all IP-infringing moustaches within pi feet.

Construction
Requirements Forge Ring, Bigby's wanking hand; Cost 10,000 gp

[Dana Huber]

*giggles helplessly*

I have to say though, the image of a transparent icy ring is kind of a neat visual, I may have to steal it someday for a real item.

[BLUKnight]

Pixie antipaladins? Those sound amazing

[Dana Huber]

Okay, my turn:

I need a...

Noun 1
Noun 2
Noun 3
Adjective 1
Adjective 2
School of Magic
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
Number 7
Number 8
Color 1
Color 2
Material 1
Body Part
Class
Gerund Verb 1 (an -ing verb)
Gerund Verb 1 (an -ing verb)
Monster
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 1
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 2
Condition
Spell 1
Spell 2
Feat

[Wren Brown]

School of Magic: Hogwart's School

[Brigg]

Petty Alchemy wrote:

Stomach Pump’s Pedicure

Aura moderate evocation; CL 10th
Slot ring; Price 20,000 gp; Weight -

Description
This ring is made of transparent spork. The inside is hollowed, and filled with pristine liquid ice. It is favored by pixie antipaladins, because it helps them extrapolate.

While wearing this ring, the wearer is immune to Procrastination magic. Whenever the wearer would be affected by a spell of that school, instead the magic is bounced into famous tea sets.

If the wearer is both Raging and pseudo-chiropractically vexing, the ring can be activated as a swift action to create the effects of Bigby's wanking hand, targeting all IP-infringing moustaches within pi feet.

Construction
Requirements Forge Ring, Bigby's wanking hand; Cost 10,000 gp

This is the greatest post of all time!

[The Golux]

Gerund Verb 1 (an -ing verb): Inspiring
(should the second one be Gerund Verb 2?)

[Azouth]

number 1 32
number 2 2015

[Dana Huber]

The Golux wrote:

Gerund Verb 1 (an -ing verb): Inspiring

(should the second one be Gerund Verb 2?)

Yes, thanks Golux! Sorry about that.

Repasting list to show what's taken, and to fix a typo, and to add things I forgot:

Noun 1
Noun 2
Noun 3
Adjective 1
Adjective 2
School of Magic
Melee Weapon
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
Number 7
Number 8
Color 1
Color 2
Material 1
Body Part
Class
Gerund Verb 1 (an -ing verb)
Gerund Verb 2 (an -ing verb)
Monster
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 1
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 2
Condition
Spell 1
Spell 2
Weapon property
Feat

I know the numbers aren't as fun to come up with as everything else, as it's hard to make a number feel creative when you toss it in. :P So everyone feel free to toss in a number when you submit one of the other requirements.

[Kris Newton]

Noun 1: branding iron
Adjective 1: persnickety
Number 3: 13

[Kiel Howell]

Number 3: Arctangent

[Woody Elliott]

Feat - Groundling (greatest feat ever!!!)
Number5 - 5