THUNDERLIPS! IS MAD ABOUT NO LONGER BUSTING HEADS TO MAKE MONEY! TRADE PRINCE TELL THUNDERLIPS! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR AN INFLUENTIAL MAN LIKE THUNDERLIPS! IN NEW EXCHANGE.
FINE.
THUNDERLIPS! WILL TAKE HIS TUNDERNOTTER AND GO ELSEWHERE.
Good day Mr. Thunderlips,
We could use a member with your set of skills and Tundernotter. Here is my card, I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely yours,
~Jaspar "Shank Him Louis" Kahrdboordebachs~
your local GUMBO representative
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THUNDERLIPS! IS MAD ABOUT NO LONGER BUSTING HEADS TO MAKE MONEY! TRADE PRINCE TELL THUNDERLIPS! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR AN INFLUENTIAL MAN LIKE THUNDERLIPS! IN NEW EXCHANGE.
FINE.
THUNDERLIPS! WILL TAKE HIS TUNDERNOTTER AND GO ELSEWHERE.
Good day Mr. Thunderlips,
We could use a member with your set of skills and Tundernotter. Here is my card, I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely yours,
~Jaspar "Shank Him Louis" Kahrdboordebachs~
your local GUMBO representative
NO MR, JUST THUNDERLIPS!
THUNDERLIPS! NOT MURDER HOBO, THUNDERLIPS! MAN OF INFLUENCE. WHY TRADE PRINCESS NOT WANT AN INFLUENTIAL MAN WORKING FOR HIM IS BEYOND THUNDERLIPS!'S ADMITTEDLY SMALL UNDERSTANDING.
MAYBE THUNDERLIPS! GO HELP CARPET SELLER VALSIN SEAL DEAL WITH HOT SPICY CHELISH DISH ZARTA. THEN AGAIN, ONCE SPICY CHELISH DISH SEE TUNDERNOTTER MAYBE SHE FORGET VALSIN! HAR!
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What's wrong with a good muder hoboing now and again?
I went murder hoboing in the stranger city place and I got all this awesome fey leaf!
THUNDERLIPS! HIGH ON LIFE. REALLY THUNDERLIPS! GET HIGH CRUSHING TUNDERNOTTER UPSIDE SOMEONE'S HEAD. THE PATHFINDER SOCIETY SINGS MANY SONGS OF THUNDERLIPS! CRUSHING SKULLS AND BREAKING BACKS!
WHY MR. THROAT CLEARING NOT WANT SUCH AN INFLUENTIAL MAN ON HIS TEAM IS THE QUESTION OF OUR AGE.
WHY MR. THROAT CLEARING NOT WANT SUCH AN INFLUENTIAL MAN ON HIS TEAM IS THE QUESTION OF OUR AGE.
This is not the question of our age. The question of our age is, "What is the question of our age?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Sheesh this philosophy thing is easy.
THUNDERLIPS! WANT FRIES WITH EVERYTHING! THAT EASY TO ANSWER! TRY HARDER WOLF!"Do you want fries with that?"
Sheesh this philosophy thing is easy.
Why can the question of our day not have an easy answer?
Why can the question of our day not have an easy answer?THUNDERLIPS! WANT FRIES WITH EVERYTHING! THAT EASY TO ANSWER! TRY HARDER WOLF!"Do you want fries with that?"
Sheesh this philosophy thing is easy.
That was the question of our day, yesterday.
I'mma gonna eat dem posts. Nom. Feed more nonsense to Postmonster. Postmonster really hungry after Paizo got their messageboards working. Been hungry since 2008.
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THUNDERLIPS! IS MAD ABOUT NO LONGER BUSTING HEADS TO MAKE MONEY! TRADE PRINCE TELL THUNDERLIPS! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR AN INFLUENTIAL MAN LIKE THUNDERLIPS! IN NEW EXCHANGE.
FINE.
THUNDERLIPS! WILL TAKE HIS TUNDERNOTTER AND GO ELSEWHERE.
Good day Mr. Thunderlips,
We could use a member with your set of skills and Tundernotter. Here is my card, I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely yours,
~Jaspar "Shank Him Louis" Kahrdboordebachs~
your local GUMBO representativeNO MR, JUST THUNDERLIPS!
THUNDERLIPS! NOT MURDER HOBO, THUNDERLIPS! MAN OF INFLUENCE. WHY TRADE PRINCESS NOT WANT AN INFLUENTIAL MAN WORKING FOR HIM IS BEYOND THUNDERLIPS!'S ADMITTEDLY SMALL UNDERSTANDING.
MAYBE THUNDERLIPS! GO HELP CARPET SELLER VALSIN SEAL DEAL WITH HOT SPICY CHELISH DISH ZARTA. THEN AGAIN, ONCE SPICY CHELISH DISH SEE TUNDERNOTTER MAYBE SHE FORGET VALSIN! HAR!
These first three posts are the best thing I have read on these boards in awhile.
Go forth, Thunderlips, and show the world the might of your influence!
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"Calm down, friend THUNDERLIPS! Have a prayer to the Accidental God, one of his finest brews!" Gunari fills one of the several tankards that hang from his belt, by humming a drinking song, and waving his hand over the container.
He hands THUNDERLIPS! the tankard, and starts working on filling one for himself. "Those of us who have followed Uncle Guaril into the Society know that this 'alliance' with the Qadiran Trade Prince is just a ploy. Lull the weak southerners into a false sense of security, and all. We know that we'll need men of influence like you and me, 'cause when the time comes, ol' Al'Hakam will find that his trade network has been taken over by the Family."
He purposely spills the first bit of his now full tankard onto the floor, in devotion to the Drunken Hero. "Just wait for it... it will be glorious!"
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MORE!
WHY YOU SPILL? YOU GET THROWN OVERBOARD FOR WASTING GOOD BEER.
GIVE THUNDERLIPS! ENOUGH BEER HE WILL BUST HEADS FOR FREEDOM. BUT, THUNDERLIPS!'S VERY TINY FRIEND MISS QUICK JOIN UP WITH LIBERTY'S EDGE. IF THUNDERLIPS! WERE TO JOIN HER THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH SEXINESS IN ONE FACTION.
SETH GIPSON! THUNDERLIPS! WILL SHOW WORLD HIS MIGHTY INFLUENCE. SETH GIPSON!, YOU HAVE FANCY TITLE AFTER NAME. DO YOU KNOW THIS JON DEHNING WHO ALSO HAVE FANCY TITLE AFTER NAME? THUNDERLIPS! THINK HE CLAIMING TUNDERNOTTER LOSING POTENCY. THUNDERLIPS! WILL SHOW ALL WITH FANCY TITLE THE VIGOR OF HIS MIGHTY TUNDERNOTTER!
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Gunari looks a little concerned by THUNDERLIPS! vast powers of influence, which apparently start with the Ulfen shouting at the top of his lungs. He fills THUNDERLIPS!'s mug once more, spilling a slight amount for the great barbarian man of influence.
"THUNDERLIPS!, followers of the Drunken Hero spill a small amount for their patron, who will look favorably upon them. Cayden Cailean enjoys a good drink as much as the next man. Perhaps even more than that! For was it not true that when he took the test of the Starstone, he had already imbibed far more than any mortal man could take? Well, perhaps any mortal man, except for my good friend, Cousin THUNDERLIPS!"
Gunari looks a little confused. He has dealt with barbarians before... even half-orc barbarians, and they seemed downright civilized compared to this studded leather cod-piece wearing Ulfen that he was conversing with. Gunari looks nervously at the might mattock that THUNDERLIPS! is handling, and notices the embossing on the head of the mighty hammer.
"In any case, my friend. Drink up. I am sure that the Accidental God will be pleased with your exuberance! He teaches that freedom, and personal choices, are perhaps the most important possessions of a man. That, and I am sure he'd agree that a mighty hammer is also very important."
"Drink up, my friend. We shall have to head out soon... and we cousin's don't take no guff from no-one. Just remember... you don't leave The Family. Ever."
