Helloo all im am a beginning dungeon master i just want to hear all the tales of how your players make you laugh and go like What? why did you just do that
So My partys palidin whos name is rothgar stripped in the middle of battle yelled I AM ROTHGAR and charged a dragon. Then another of ny caharacters was being drowned by three assassins and after they died and the bodies were taken off from on top of him his first response was breath and he was still underwater. yet another of my party managed to slay a dragon and then his second attqck slay his big toe.
so funny thing happend my players found a tribe of goblins right and our yuan-ti bluffed them into believing he was a god he then told them to destroy the unfaithful among them which caused them to rip each other to shreds. the children the only survivors worship him as a literal GOD
Every game funny stuff happens, it's the fun of running games. I usually run but have been playing recently (thankfully) but in my other game we have one of the funny rager dwarves and a pally who acts like Gaston from beauty and the beast; it's quite funny. "Nobody apologizes profusely quite like Gaston!" or "Nobody beats a hasty retreat quite like Gaston!".