The Moving Finger of Fate

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Neither are they carnivores. Fortunately, kobolds don't count as meat. More of a yeasty-fungusy thing.

[Ravenlute]

Kobolds may taste bad but they make beautiful leather bound tomes. Not that... I... would know anything about that.

*runs over to a large building and swings open the door*

"Hey you scaly runts, make more tomes quickly, we have a quota to hit and I think they're on to us!"

[<Kabal> Questis]

I think you'll find Kabal elves love bacon. Kobolds taste like pig, don't they?